Trump's White Bronco ride scenario

[Under The Radar]

I had that image run through my head this morning after reading that an indictment is expected and will be asked to turn himself in to authorities and that Ron Desantis may try to shield him.
The entire image played out like a movie in my imagination where Ron DeSantis driving the Bronco slowly on the freeway followed by police and media helicopters, Lindsey Graham weeping on the phone begging Trump to surrender, all the way down to all of MAGA supporting politicians rushing to denounce Trump to the naming of Liz Cheney to McCarthy’s spot as Republican Leader on the house.

It is the most pleasant feeling that I have had this week.

[Siwsan]

1. I thought I read that he has relocated to Bedminster, for the Summer

[Under The Radar]

2. It was just a pleasant dream - not A Wall Street Journal article

How does one defend the accuracy and vet the factual details of a dream?

[Siwsan]

4. My bad - I just gave it a quick glimpse

I did read, elsewhere, that there were some preparations being made, in case he WAS indicted while in Florida.

[soothsayer]

3. Yeah he's in jersey. Can still do a white golf cart ride

[tinrobot]

5. That's brilliant. Could be a good SNL skit.

Except Broncos are "low class".

He'd use a white limousine... much classier.

[sarcasmo]

6. Roger Stone will be the Bronco driver and Lindsey Graham is Kato Kahelin.

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. The newest Rump Reality show: The Apprentice Fugitive

He'll finally have to flee Bedminster to avoid capture by the authorities. Each exciting, thrill-packed episode will have him in a new town, selling hydroxychloroquine out of the back of his golf cart.

The twist here is that, unlike Dr. Richard Kimble (The Fugitive), he won't waste time doing any good deeds -- no, he'll show up at the guest MAGAt's house, eat all their food, clog their toilets, and impregnate their daughter(s). If no daughter is available, the family pet will do.

Finally, he gets run out of town at the end of each episode, owing everyone money, as he lumbers off into the sunset to next week's adventure.

(Needs work, but that's the gist of it.)

[UTUSN]

8. K& big R#5

[Bev54]

9. What is DeSantis going to do, he is currently residing in NJ.

[Under The Radar]

10. Look, it was a joke and explaining a joke just kind of ruins it.