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by I. M. Bigger
A research report from the University of Bangkok is sending former vaccine refusers to clinics for their COVID-19 jab. Male vaccine refusers, that is. A research study done in Thailand indicates that most men saw significant increases in the size of their penises, up to 25%, within three months of being vaccinated. News of these findings is sweeping across social media platforms, leading to crowds at vaccination sites, demanding their shot immediately.
One man standing in a very long line at an Arkansas vaccination site, wearing a MAGA hat and carrying an AR-15 slung on his shoulder, said, "I think the whole COVID thing is a hoax spread by liberal socialists. I heard that from President Trump. But, Hell, size really does matter. Imma get my shot right here and right now."
Dr. Fauci, the current administration's COVID-19 guru, said about the Thai study, "I can't detect any difference myself, but if this report will get people vaccinated, I support the study's findings."
Wounded Bear
(58,728 posts)MineralMan
(146,338 posts)Lovie777
(12,351 posts)LOL
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)thucythucy
(8,089 posts)Facebook is always an option.
Who knows, a month from now we may see Fr. Fauci on CNN trying to rebut this.
Or maybe not.
Chakaconcarne
(2,466 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,496 posts)but Facebook reported that an unusual number of their male members changed their profile pictures recently.
Ilsa
(61,700 posts)Sancho
(9,070 posts)...but can you imagine the questionnaire to get your vaccine?
1.) Have you ever had an adverse reaction? ___ Yes ___ No
2.) Is this your first shot? ____. Second? ____ Third? ____ More ____?
3.) Did you notice any "change" in your "appearance"? _____________
Please download the daily app for after vaccine monitoring.
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)Ilsa
(61,700 posts)Murphy Brown, circa 1990: "Why don't you both pull down your pants, I'll get a ruler, and we'll settle this once and for all!
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)They just don't. It is an overwhelmingly frightening experience for them.
3catwoman3
(24,058 posts)...who are hopelessly domestically challenged.
japple
(9,844 posts)located because there are always cars with men taking naps in front of the place."
Ilsa
(61,700 posts)Or not.
I asked my husband for a really good air of scissors for Christmas a few years ago (before Amazon). I was happily surprised Christmas morning. He said the staff was very helpful.
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,654 posts)WA-03 Democrat
(3,056 posts)On Feb 20 I got my second Pfizer jab.
Today, I am pleased to report a 35% growth.
Telling Democrats from Republicans apart wont just be based on the criteria of can you wear a mask correctly.
Ilsa
(61,700 posts)trumpmen more tolerable by restraining bad breath due to poor oral hygiene and hiding the pork rinds caught in their beards.
aggiesal
(8,935 posts)VGNonly
(7,514 posts)I.M. Bigger
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)I refuse to have another penis reduction surgery.
I guess I'll just keep wearing the mask.
TheRickles
(2,090 posts)Very well done!
PurgedVoter
(2,220 posts)I mean, there was nothing going on after the first dose of the Moderna Vaccine. But wow, after waiting and getting the second one, the results justified it being called, "The Prick."
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)nuxvomica
(12,450 posts)dalton99a
(81,635 posts)SpankMe
(2,970 posts)Truth be told, if the Covid shot resulted in increased weenie size, even I'd fight my way to the front of the line. I may even triple dip on the vaccine.
But, alas, I got my vaccines in April and there's still quite a bit of clearance between me and the bottom of the urinal.
MineralMan
(146,338 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Richard D
(8,791 posts). . . of nothing remains nothing.
jcgoldie
(11,655 posts)She was the only employee in her store to get vaccinated even though the company gave a $50 bonus to anyone that got fully vaccinated. Yesterday the company sent an email to all employees saying you no longer have to wear a mask but only if you are fully vaccinated (2 weeks after 2nd shot)... now shes laughing because all those fools are scrambling to get vaccinated and they will still have to mask up for 6 more weeks.
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niyad
(113,600 posts)lingers in penile tissue. "Get the stick, or lose your dick." And "get the prick or lose your prick" amoung others.
This could be fun.
niyad
(113,600 posts)MineralMan
(146,338 posts)KS Toronado
(17,364 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)That would put my "due" date on the 4th of July!