Mrs. Betty Bowers nails Madison Cawthorn, who claimed he missed votes because he was....

[George II]

...."fulfilling his service as a husband."

Link to tweet

[gratuitous]

1. That's gonna leave a mark

Unlike Rep. Cawthorne, who will not be remembered at all.

[pwb]

2. Pukes think a minute of sex is long enough.

No Wonder Woman who marry them never have that gleam? Orgasm what is that.

[RockRaven]

3. He's a moronic high schooler who wants his buddies to know he does too have sex.

[ShazzieB]

18. Exactly! 😁

[Lovie777]

4. Snap.......

[Champp]

5. republiQons dredged the Frat Boy basement to surface this Petty Aggrieved Weiner

[sheshe2]

6. Thirty seconds at best.

[keithbvadu2]

7. Many other Congressmen can 'husband' competently and make it to work on time.

Many other Congressmen can 'husband' competently and make it to work on time.

[patphil]

8. So, this dildo thinks sex is more important than the job he was elected to do.

Why did he bother to run for office? He must have missed out on a lot of sex while on the campaign trail. I guess his attitude is that an erection is a terrible thing to waste.

Note: A dildo is a mindless fucker.

[monkeyman1]

9. his ol'lady might be better off with a " D$#&*# " .

[George II]

12. He's roughly equivalent to a dildo with no batteries.

[Naio]

14. Hahahahahahhahahaa

[dawg day]

10. He got married?

Who would marry him?

I asked that about Stephen Miller too.

[George II]

11. I think Stephen Miller married a French woman: "Main gauche" (use Google translate!)

[ShazzieB]

19. The only thing I can say for Cawthorn is

he's not as scary looking as Stephen Miller.

But then, nobody is as scary looking as Miller except maybe Hannibal Lechter, so that's not saying much.

[Raven123]

13. Perhaps we can convince some GOP Senators to do the same. Might get stuff done

[lonely bird]

15. What a punk, period

Looks like a typical frat boy whose old man has to bail him out of trouble.

Sorta like Donnie and W.

What is it with Republican men?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. Betty Bowers is amazing and correct here

[Naio]

17. What a worthless Azz

He is a lazy good-for-nothing

[mwooldri]

20. While Admiral Nelson said...

"England expects that every man will do his duty", it is also expected that every elected representative will also do their duty. I have not listened/read his explanation as to why he feels he ain't slacking, but some of us wish they could be with their family as frequently as he gets to be with his. Clearly he would not make a good long distance truck driver.

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. He tried to turn it around and came up with THAT???

That is pathetic.

Worse comes to worst, can one maybe postpone domestic issues for something else that might be important. Running the F'ing country, for the love of God?


"The dog ate my brief, so I couldn't prep for the vote."

[marble falls]

22. Kinda like Matty Gaetz, except that the dog ate his briefs and that's while he's going 'commando'.

[BobTheSubgenius]

23. His morals and decency, as well.

Which is making a rather large assumption: that he had any to begin with.