"Belive"

[Nevilledog]

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[Niagara]

1. Nice 70's porn music there, John.

[dawg day]

2. You know, if I'd attended UVa, Vandy, and OXFORD....

I wouldn't try so hard to sound like a yokel.
Does he really fool the actual yokels?

[multigraincracker]

3. "Just in case".

Only a six shooter, what about Zombie Hoards? He just lost the real nuts.

[marble falls]

4. Another version ... even funnier .....

[Bev54]

6. I think you missed the point

I "belive"

[marble falls]

7. I'm dyslexic. I miss a lot of things. I missed that. In fact I thought Nevelledog made the mistake!

[markie]

5. "just in case" what???

that's a pretty loaded statement...

[gratuitous]

8. More than a little fuzzy on the concept

But I guess an indefensible contradiction like that sells in Louisiana.

[IcyPeas]

9. What's he doing to that gun? 🤣