Come early for good seats! No proof of vaccination required!

[brooklynite]

[Hugin]

1. You couldn't pay me to go to that mobile petri dish crazy train...

Oh, did I say that out loud? My bad.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Is he going to display ...

... the voting machines he claims to be in possession of?

Just wonderin'.

[GoCubsGo]

3. Wow, he's really scraping he barrel with that line-up.

But, I'm betting he still draws dozens of people.

[Norbert]

4. Too steep of price for tickets

Free is not good enough.

I want to be paid a Kings ransom in order to attend. And then I will laughingly turn them down flat anyway.

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. No Chachi? nt

[tanyev]

6. Oh lordy, D'Souza's got a daughter in on the grift?

[SoCalNative]

7. Well, with a last name like that

probably can't get hired for a real job, so....

[struggle4progress]

8. "Buy a pork slider and get free gas!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Charles Darwin approves.

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