Gohmert Blames Deep State For Making Him Attend QAnon Loonapalooza

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

https://www.wonkette.com/gohmert-blame-deep-state-for-making-him-attend-qanon-loonapalooza

Three guesses which GOP lawmaker was at this weekend's QAnon Qonspiracy Qonfab in Texas along with Michael Flynn, Sidney Powell, and various other conspiracy dipshits?

That's right, it's everyone's favorite Gomer, the Nincompoop of Nacogdoches, America's Dumbest Congressman Louie Gohmert. And although Flynn is getting all the headlines, let's not ignore the fact that it's qualitatively worse for a member of the House of Representatives to be flogging conspiracies than a retired general and a wacko lawyer who is (still! inexplicably!) a member of the bar in good standing.

This is perhaps why a member of Gohmert's staff initially denied reports that his boss was addressing the crowd in Dallas in front of a giant WWG1WGA banner, representing the notorious QAnon slogan "Where we go one, we go all."

See, the poor staffer was just confused, since the CBS reporter asked if Gohmert was at the event on Sunday, and he was only there on Saturday. And speaking of honest mistakes, the esteemed congressman would like you to know that he don't know nothin' 'bout the whole pedophile ring thing, but he durn sure knows that Hillary Clinton conspired with the Deep State to make Donald Trump take election help from the Russians.

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[Scrivener7]

1. I can't find anything that talks about the numbers that went to that deplorables convention.

[Progressive Jones]

4. Neither can I. Maybe they put a gag on attendance numbers because the numbers probably sucked. nt

[Scrivener7]

6. I hope you're right. That occurred to me too.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

2. "The nincompoop of Nachogdoches"

LMAO, I like that!

Hillary is quite adept with magic, it looks like Gohmert is under a spell here.

[Cicada]

3. Gohmert is intelligent, just foolish

We shouldn’t underestimate our enemies

He graduated from Texas A and M, and though I love Aggie joaks, it’s a pretty good school. He graduated from Baylor Law School which is a good law school.

He sounds like Gomer, I find him repulsive, but he’s a lot smarter than he sounds.

[Progressive Jones]

5. He served in the JAG Corps, as well. He's sharp, but crazy. He's a defense attorney. They're tough.

[Blue Owl]

7. I've had it with you, Pyle!