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SoonerPride

(12,286 posts)
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:01 PM Jun 2021

For my 10,000 post I have something to say.

Fuck donald trump. Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck Lindsey Graham. Fuck Ted Cruz. Fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene. Fuck Ron Desantis. Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck Kevin McCarthy. Fuck Lauren Boebert. Fuck Michael Flynn. Fuck Bill Barr. Fuck that 200 pound oozing pus bag Steve Bannon. Fuck that Nazi mannequin Stephen Miller. A special fuck off to my moron governor Kevin Stitt.

Fuck Ivanka, Jared, and the gruesome twosome elder trump sons, and fuck that mail order bride Melania Trump. Fuck all of them equally.

Fuck the proud boys. Fuck the oath keepers. Fuck the seditionists. Fuck the trumpists. Fuck Q. Fuck the Qanon followers. Fuck the mouth breathing lot of them. They can just fuck right off.

Fuck evangelical preachers. Fuck the Christian Right. Fuck Pat Robertson. Fuck pro lifers. Fuck antivaxxers. Fuck covid deniers.

Fuck trumpists in general and trumpism in particular.

Fuck Fox News. Fuck Sean Hannity. Fuck Rupert Murdoch. Fuck Tucker Carlson. Fuck Jeanine Pirro. Fuck Laura Ingraham.

Though dead, fuck these fuckers too. Fuck Rush Limbaugh. Fuck Ronald Reagan. Fuck Richard Nixon, too. Fuck Sheldon Adelson. Fuck David Koch. Just for the fuck of it, fuck Adolf Hitler.

Fuck all the has beens and hangers on as well. Fuck Sarah Palin. Fuck Newt Gingrich. Fuck Paul Ryan. Fuck John Boehner. Fuck Jeff Sessions. Fuck Bill O’Reilly. Fuck Kayleigh McEnany. Fuck Kellyanne Conway. Fuck that frothy mix of stupid and evil, Rick Santorum.

Fuck the NRA. Fuck gun nuts. Fuck ammo sexuals. Fuck dark money. Fuck secret PACs. Fuck the swift boaters. Fuck Citizens United. Fuck Charles Koch. Fuck all the billionaires who buy the Congressional lickspittles with their pocket change.

Fuck racists. Fuck sexists. Fuck white supremacists. Fuck the KKK. Fuck homophobes. Fuck small minded people. Fuck religious extremists. Fuck that Colorado baker while we’re at it.

Fuck big pharma. Fuck Purdue Pharma. Fuck the Sackler family in particular.

Fuck Putin. Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck Boris Johnson. Fuck Marie LePen. Fuck Xi Jinping. Fuck Assad. Fuck Mohammed bin Salman. Fuck Duterte. Fuck Bolsonaro. Fuck Narendra Modi. Fuck repressive regimes all over the globe. May they all fuck off.

Did I mention fuck trump? I did? Well, fuck him again anyway.

If there is any evil right wing fucker I forgot to tell to fuck off, then fuck them too.

Have a nice fucking day.

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For my 10,000 post I have something to say. (Original Post) SoonerPride Jun 2021 OP
Nicely done snowybirdie Jun 2021 #1
👏 underpants Jun 2021 #2
very inclusive... I don't thik you've left ANYONE out! WarGamer Jun 2021 #3
👍🏼 IrishAfricanAmerican Jun 2021 #4
Fuckin' A! DEbluedude Jun 2021 #5
You mean "Fuck that 300 pound oozing pus bag Steve Bannon." sop Jun 2021 #6
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE Skittles Jun 2021 #7
Hear, hear! smirkymonkey Jun 2021 #8
There was a whole, huge thread not long ago, severely scolding DU for using that kind of language. Crunchy Frog Jun 2021 #9
One of the things that first attracted me... 3catwoman3 Jun 2021 #41
Everyone here is nine years older than when you joined, and almost 20 years older than when I did. Crunchy Frog Jun 2021 #46
Ha! Glad I missed that one! AKwannabe Jun 2021 #54
!!!! sheshe2 Jun 2021 #10
My sentiments, exactly Deuxcents Jun 2021 #11
I heartly agree! LymphocyteLover Jun 2021 #12
Well spent! n/t Harker Jun 2021 #13
fuck yea demtenjeep Jun 2021 #14
K&R. n/t rzemanfl Jun 2021 #15
Dang! You even went international! happybird Jun 2021 #15
SoonerPride right on! WaterSong1951 Jun 2021 #17
You're SO ELOQUENT!!! :-) nt LAS14 Jun 2021 #18
I couldn't have said it better. Pepsidog Jun 2021 #19
Perfect. Couldn't give any more fucks except every fucking member that voted against the 1/6 commis Evolve Dammit Jun 2021 #20
What a fucking gallery of zentrum Jun 2021 #21
I could not have said it better UpInArms Jun 2021 #22
You're speaking my language! BigmanPigman Jun 2021 #23
Right there with ya! nt ecstatic Jun 2021 #24
. RegularJam Jun 2021 #25
I haven't seen or heard fuck used that much since I watched Pacino in "Scarface". roamer65 Jun 2021 #26
A-fucking-men. nt ramen Jun 2021 #27
You Da Man/Woman......... and loved it. a kennedy Jun 2021 #28
I agree with everything you said in this post. Mickju Jun 2021 #29
Fucking Yeah! malaise Jun 2021 #30
Great Fucking 10,000th post! PatSeg Jun 2021 #31
Righteous rant! Aussie105 Jun 2021 #32
I couldn't possibly agree more FoxNewsSucks Jun 2021 #33
Well said. panader0 Jun 2021 #34
Great post. IcyPeas Jun 2021 #35
This message was self-deleted by its author left-of-center2012 Jun 2021 #36
Very thorough - well done. You speak for me. 3catwoman3 Jun 2021 #37
You don't fuck around! RVN VET71 Jun 2021 #38
Dang, Sooner Alliepoo Jun 2021 #39
I sure hope no one misunderstands you n/t spike jones Jun 2021 #40
Epic! Mr. Evil Jun 2021 #42
LOVE IT vapor2 Jun 2021 #43
o, u forgot one . fuck u putin. AllaN01Bear Jun 2021 #44
Too subtle! keithbvadu2 Jun 2021 #45
If I may be permitted to add some items to the list... ShazzieB Jun 2021 #47
Kicketty Kickin' Faux pas Jun 2021 #48
Right on time. And perfect message nt BootinUp Jun 2021 #49
fucking A! splendid way to express your milestone orleans Jun 2021 #50
You read my mind! FalloutShelter Jun 2021 #51
Well, fuck. Good job! Baked Potato Jun 2021 #52
Fuck Yeah! AKwannabe Jun 2021 #53
Ditto!!!!! Talitha Jun 2021 #55
KR NT ProudProgressiveNow Jun 2021 #56
Made me smile. And congrats. soldierant Jun 2021 #57
Agreed 100% pandr32 Jun 2021 #58
Ummm, how about they do that to each other? TigressDem Jun 2021 #59
Epic! You took the words right out of my mouth! Tanuki Jun 2021 #60
Fuck Ingersollman Jun 2021 #61
fuck roger stone. mopinko Jun 2021 #62
Thanks for giving a fuck randr Jun 2021 #63
Apparently, you gave some fucks ... sarchasm Jun 2021 #64
I joined DU just to respond to this post. VEGANGTA Jun 2021 #65
welcome to DU gopiscrap Jun 2021 #91
At my age, I'm trying not to cuss so much but LittleGirl Jun 2021 #66
Don't hold back! Firestorm49 Jun 2021 #67
Thank you for fucking Ron DeSantis even if he's not your governor. lpbk2713 Jun 2021 #68
As a retired teacher, I give you a fuckin' A world wide wally Jun 2021 #69
Reminds me of a fucking story. momta Jun 2021 #70
Fuckin' a! Heartstrings Jun 2021 #71
Thanks for all the kudos, everyone. SoonerPride Jun 2021 #72
Well said! BlueJac Jun 2021 #73
You skipped stage left Jun 2021 #74
Now I truly know what it means when someone says 'that they are out of fucks to give'! Ha ha heh... SWBTATTReg Jun 2021 #75
Fuck the Bush Crime Family suegeo Jun 2021 #76
I don't know if this was intentional or not, but I thought I'd bring it to your attention. BobTheSubgenius Jun 2021 #77
bwahahaha... good one. :) msfiddlestix Jun 2021 #81
I love a good rant. Well done! 11 Bravo Jun 2021 #78
A "fuck you" hall of fame? Start with your excellent list, save it, and nominate others as we go. housecat Jun 2021 #79
A "fuck you" hall of fame? Start with your excellent list, save it, and nominate others as we go. housecat Jun 2021 #80
A freakin' Splendid rant... msfiddlestix Jun 2021 #82
Fucking is too good an action for any of them. JudyM Jun 2021 #83
Glorious! Reading your fuck-off list was the post I needed today. Politicub Jun 2021 #84
oh hell yeah!!! llashram Jun 2021 #85
Ever seen the "Fuck Scene"? :) brewens Jun 2021 #86
Well said! Vinca Jun 2021 #87
I like the way you think Ferrets are Cool Jun 2021 #88
Fuck Roger Stone and I_UndergroundPanther Jun 2021 #89
Laurence Sterne lends a helping hand... RobertDevereaux Jun 2021 #90

Crunchy Frog

(26,752 posts)
9. There was a whole, huge thread not long ago, severely scolding DU for using that kind of language.
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:12 PM
Jun 2021

I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiments expressed in your post.

3catwoman3

(24,319 posts)
41. One of the things that first attracted me...
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:33 PM
Jun 2021

...to DU was the exuberant and unrestrained use of “colorful” language. It doesn’t bother me a bit.

Before the Trump administration, I hardly ever said “Fuck,” even privately. As a result of aforesaid administration, I have become such a frequent user when talking to myself that I really have to watch it in public so as not to slip up.

Sometimes, no other word will do.

Crunchy Frog

(26,752 posts)
46. Everyone here is nine years older than when you joined, and almost 20 years older than when I did.
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:57 PM
Jun 2021

I guess some people really do become fuddy duddies as they age.

People were quite relaxed about when I started lurking. Somewhere along the line people's sphincters started tightening up.

AKwannabe

(5,746 posts)
54. Ha! Glad I missed that one!
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:14 AM
Jun 2021

I found DU by duck duck go with the search phrase Fuck Donald Trump. Found my sanity for over four hrs now.

Fuck em!

Deuxcents

(16,774 posts)
11. My sentiments, exactly
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:15 PM
Jun 2021

Thanks for including my governor of Florida . I’ll add my two worthless senators..Scott n Rubio.
Congrats on your milestone here.

 

demtenjeep

(31,997 posts)
14. fuck yea
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:20 PM
Jun 2021

I promised I would stop using fuck when fatnixon was defeated but with all the shit he still causes, I will stop using it when the fucker dies

Evolve Dammit

(17,059 posts)
20. Perfect. Couldn't give any more fucks except every fucking member that voted against the 1/6 commis
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:26 PM
Jun 2021

sion. Oh and Steven Segal who is now Putin's lapdog. And Rudy Ghouliani and his brain-damaged son. Klansman Fred Trump for raising such an evil spawn. And Bill Cosby just because he was America's Dad and ended up being a serial predator/rapist POS. Fuck 'em all.

roamer65

(36,752 posts)
26. I haven't seen or heard fuck used that much since I watched Pacino in "Scarface".
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:33 PM
Jun 2021




Fuck the fucking fuckers!!!!

Aussie105

(5,629 posts)
32. Righteous rant!
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 08:57 PM
Jun 2021

Collectively, Deplorables!
The one word that sums up all the 'F' words.
Quite a comprehensive list though.



And, for DU allowing such a heartfelt expression of sentiment without censorship:


Response to SoonerPride (Original post)

Alliepoo

(2,249 posts)
39. Dang, Sooner
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 09:29 PM
Jun 2021

What a completely awesome 10,000th post!! I had to log in to bookmark your post because I love it!!

ShazzieB

(16,953 posts)
47. If I may be permitted to add some items to the list...
Wed Jun 2, 2021, 10:06 PM
Jun 2021

Fuck Josh Hawley.
Fuck Madison Cawthorne.
Fuck Matt Gaetz.
Fuck MyPillow Guy (not gonna type his name, because it makes me gag).
Fuck Kristin Noem and any other right-wing knucklehead governors not already mentioned whose crappy decisions turned their states into covid hotspots.
Fuck Brian Kemp and any other right-wing knucklehead governors not already mentioned who have supported the passage of draconian voter suppression laws in their states.

EDITED TO ADD: Fuck Elise Stefanik.

This is fun!

TigressDem

(5,125 posts)
59. Ummm, how about they do that to each other?
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:54 AM
Jun 2021

Just thinking about it makes me want to wash out my brain with bleach... and I know better.

LittleGirl

(8,299 posts)
66. At my age, I'm trying not to cuss so much but
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 10:02 AM
Jun 2021

Our Democracy is in serious danger man. F*ck it all to hell and back.
I’m ready to march in the streets. Where do we meet up? Let’s Go!

lpbk2713

(42,843 posts)
68. Thank you for fucking Ron DeSantis even if he's not your governor.
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 10:17 AM
Jun 2021


Every little fuck helps.

We need all the help we can get.

momta

(4,087 posts)
70. Reminds me of a fucking story.
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 11:55 AM
Jun 2021

When I was in college my 20-member co-op got busy putting up "Happy Holidays" messages on our windows. One particularly irreverent member wanted to write "Merry Fucking Christmas" on our back alley-facing window. Half of us thought it was a great idea, the other half was horrified. We had to compromise with "Have a Damn Good Christmas". I preferred the original.

SoonerPride

(12,286 posts)
72. Thanks for all the kudos, everyone.
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 12:07 PM
Jun 2021

I normally don't cuss like a sailor.

But sometimes you just need to vent.

It was cathartic and therapeutic to do so.

stage left

(2,977 posts)
74. You skipped
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 12:47 PM
Jun 2021

Tim Scott, misrepresentative of South Carolina. So fuck him twice, and once more for all the bible verses he posts.

SWBTATTReg

(22,526 posts)
75. Now I truly know what it means when someone says 'that they are out of fucks to give'! Ha ha heh...
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 01:38 PM
Jun 2021

A great post and one that I think a lot of us definitely feel also.

BobTheSubgenius

(11,609 posts)
77. I don't know if this was intentional or not, but I thought I'd bring it to your attention.
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:33 PM
Jun 2021

That OP could be construed as being a tiny bit negative, so you might need to clarify for some readers.

housecat

(3,130 posts)
80. A "fuck you" hall of fame? Start with your excellent list, save it, and nominate others as we go.
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:43 PM
Jun 2021

We can call it the George Carlin, Al Pacino, SoonerPride Hall

msfiddlestix

(7,302 posts)
82. A freakin' Splendid rant...
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 02:55 PM
Jun 2021

made my heart sing, my belly ache with laughter and my soul replenished with joy.

I_UndergroundPanther

(12,603 posts)
89. Fuck Roger Stone and
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 06:51 PM
Jun 2021

Fuck that Nixon tattoo off his back . Fuck Mike Lindell with a pillow.

Fuck all the Karen's And Kens.
Fuck Ted Nugent.
Fuck the NRA.

RobertDevereaux

(1,874 posts)
90. Laurence Sterne lends a helping hand...
Thu Jun 3, 2021, 07:40 PM
Jun 2021

Whenever you feel like cursing Moscow Mitch, Scrotus McShitGibbon, et al....

Here's the curse from Laurence Sterne's THE LIFE AND OPINIONS OF TRISTRAM SHANDY, GENTLEMAN.

In the first paragraph, simply replace "May he be damn’d" with "May Moscow Mitch be damn’d" and you're good to go.

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# THE ORIGINAL:
By the authority of God Almighty, the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, and of the undefiled Virgin Mary, mother and patroness of our Saviour, and of all the celestial virtues, angels, archangels, thrones, dominions, powers, cherubins and seraphins, and of all the holy patriarchs, prophets, and of all the apostles and evangelists, and of the holy innocents, who in the sight of the Holy Lamb, are found worthy to sing the new song of the holy martyrs and holy confessors, and of the holy virgins, and of all the saints, together with the holy and elect of God, May he be damn’d.

We excommunicate, and anathematize him, and from the thresholds of the holy church of God Almighty we sequester him, that he may be tormented, disposed, and delivered over with Dathan and Abiram, and with those who say unto the Lord God, Depart from us, we desire none of thy ways. And as fire is quenched with water, so let the light of him be put out for evermore, unless it shall repent him and make satisfaction. Amen.

May the Father who created man, curse him. May the Son who suffered for us, curse him. May the Holy Ghost, who was given to us in baptism, curse him. May the holy cross which Christ, for our salvation triumphing over his enemies, ascended, curse him.

May the holy and eternal Virgin Mary, mother of God, curse him. May St. Michael, the advocate of holy souls, curse him. May all the angels and archangels, principalities and powers, and all the heavenly armies, curse him.

May St. John, the Præcursor, and St. John the Baptist, and St. Peter and St. Paul, and St. Andrew, and all other Christ’s apostles, together curse him. And may the rest of his disciples and four evangelists, who by their preaching converted the universal world, and may the holy and wonderful company of martyrs and confessors who by their holy works are found pleasing to God Almighty, curse him.

May the holy choir of the holy virgins, who for the honour of Christ have despised the things of the world, damn him. May all the saints, who from the beginning of the world to everlasting ages are found to be beloved of God, damn him. May the heavens and earth, and all the holy things remaining therein, damn him.

May he be damn’d wherever he be whether in the house or the stables, the garden or the field, or the highway, or in the path, or in the wood, or in the water, or in the church. May he be cursed in living, in dying.

May he be cursed in eating, and drinking, in being hungry, in being thirsty, in fasting, in sleeping, in slumbering, in walking, in standing, in sitting, in lying, in working, in resting, in pissing, in shitting, and in blood-letting!

May he be cursed inwardly and outwardly! May he be cursed in the hair of his head! May he be cursed in his brains, and in his vertex, in his temples, in his forehead, in his ears, in his eye-brows, in his cheeks, in his jaw-bones, in his nostrils, in his fore-teeth and grinders, in his lips, in his throat, in his shoulders, in his wrists, in his arms, in his hands, in his fingers!

May he be damn’d in his mouth, in his breast, in his heart and purtenance, down to the very stomach!

May he be cursed in his reins, and in his groin, in his thighs, in his genitals, and in his hips, and in his knees, his legs, and feet, and toe-nails!

May he be cursed in all the joints and articulations of his members, from the top of his head to the sole of his foot! May there be no soundness in him!

May the Son of the living God, with all the glory of his Majesty curse him and may heaven, with all the powers which move therein, rise up against him, curse and damn him unless he repent and make satisfaction! Amen. So be it, so be it. Amen.”

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