Bunch of showoffs. :)

[Tommy Carcetti]

Link to tweet

A rather embarassing admission on my part: I never really learned how to ride a bike. Growing up, the roads around my house were always a little too treacherous for bike riding. My parents sometimes took me to parks with a bike but I never really got beyond the training wheel stage and eventually the window for learning passed me by. Yes, I know I could have always learned later on, but somehow the idea of being an adult learning to ride a bike just felt...weird to me. I dunno.


(But in all seriousness, good on them!)

[lunatica]

1. Happy birthday Dr. Jill Biden!

[Blue Owl]

2. And suck it, Golfcart von Bodybags

Sleepy Joe my ass...

[smirkymonkey]

3. Could you even picture that lard-ass on a bicycle?

[Blue Owl]

7. I'd pay to see it!

(Not to him directly, but to a charity or something)

[Demovictory9]

4. bucket list for Tommy Carcetti

learn to ride a bike.

[FakeNoose]

5. Bike-riding is just knowing how to maintain your balance

If you can ski, ice skate, or ride a skateboard, it's all pretty much the same skill. Knowing how to balance yourself, how to compensate by leaning left when you feel your bike going right, etc.

I'll bet if you tried riding a bike, you'll find out it's not hard at all.

[gratuitous]

6. Just did 8.32 miles in the Bidens' honor

Good to be riding again.

[11 Bravo]

8. Trump tried to ride a bike once. His ass cheeks hung so far over both sides of the bike seat ...

that they got caught in the chain.

Even since he's stuck with golf carts.

[malaise]

9. Man you have tears of laughter rubbing down

my face - picture that

[albacore]

10. Damn it, Joe... BOTH hands on the handlebars.

The goddam Repubs would hurt themselves laughing if you fell. And we need YOU more than we need a wave.

(Yes... I am a biker. 3,600 miles in the last 16 months.)