Dan Rather "Who knew that they had so much room to go for bike rides while stuck in their basement?"

[George II]

Link to tweet

[underpants]

1. I heard that's the basement of a pizza place

[KS Toronado]

10. LOL, where's the pizza?

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. An image you will NEVER see...Orange Anus on a bicycle

[Blue Owl]

3. Assuming he could first get on the bike...

It would look something like this:

[Ferrets are Cool]

19. LMAO

[Traildogbob]

7. The first thing that popped into my head😱

A horrible image. His huge ass would swallow the seat like he does a cheese berder in one gulp.

[DENVERPOPS]

12. A bike seat

would not work out too well for Trump, while he was wearing his "depends"......

[Traildogbob]

14. Ha!!!!

Those depends would be stuffed up that GQP hallway until he could taste it. Even past all the heads crammed up there.

[plimsoll]

15. Well, a wet chamois does kind of feel like a depends.

Just tell him the pro's do it and he'll be "the greatest, faster than Luke Armstring."

[trusty elf]

13. ...

[Marcuse]

16. Better a bike than a horse.

[PatSeg]

18. With Melania in her stilettos?

Trying to get a visual, but it just won't come.

[tinrobot]

4. I love that. He looks great on a bike.

[JuJuChen]

5. When your president looks cooler than you ever will

[JohnnyRingo]

6. I must have missed something about a basement.

I just got up, maybe I'll run a cross it later today.
I assume someone said they just hide in the basement.

[George II]

8. All campaign republicans were whining that he never left his basement because he had virtual events.

[JohnnyRingo]

9. TY

Hard to keep up with RW outrage.

[tenderfoot]

11. Anyone ever see FG ride a bike?

Neither have I.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. I think I remember a photo of him posing next to a Harley, ...

... looking like he almost knew which leg to throw over the seat.

Bicycle, bwahaha.

[BobTheSubgenius]

17. It's true.

It's hard to imagine just how palatial their vacation home is. It has its own zip code.