Wonkette: Albuquerque Mayor's Race Roiled By DONGCOPTER

[Nevilledog]

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https://www.wonkette.com/albuquerque-mayors-race-roiled-by-dongcopter-foofaraw


The big political news in New Mexico this week was Tuesday's landslide-isn't-adequate-to-describe-it win by Democratic state Rep. Melanie Stansbury in the special election to fill Interior Secretary Deb Haaland's congressional seat. But while the 60 percent to 36 percent stomping Stansbury delivered to Republican state Sen. Mark Moores will have important long-term implications for New Mexico politics, it was a plain vanilla "plane lands safely" story compared to Tuesday's other, far weirder political news in the Land of Enchantment.

That story, being, of course, the attack of the DONGCOPTER at a rally for Albuquerque mayoral candidate Manuel "Manny" Gonzales III, who currently serves as Bernalillo County Sheriff. As the Albuquerque Journal notes, the rally had started out well enough, with one of the biggest crowds Gonzales has had yet in his campaign to oust "fellow Democrat and incumbent Mayor Tim Keller." (The mayor's race is officially nonpartisan, so party affiliation won't be listed on the ballot. They are indeed Dems, although Gonzales is apparently some kind of law-n-order Trumper. Damned if any of it makes sense.)

Things got weird, in the form of a new kind of SKYPENIS, only this one at a far lower altitude than the others. While Gonzales was answering a question, a quadcopter drone dangling a dildo beneath it flew into the open-air venue, buzzing near the stage. As the audience giggled, an incredulous woman in the audience exclaimed, "Is that a dong on a drone?"

Here's a link to the video, which sadly cannot be embedded. Gonzales, clearly distracted — and who wouldn't be? — commented, "We have a gentleman over here who I guess is trying to be cute."

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[Stuart G]

1. I got to admit this: today I learned a new word...."dongcopeter" I didn't now that word existed?

[Bucky]

2. Helpful suggestion: if you Google for "dong"...

Make sure you use minuses in the search phrase

"dongcopter -Alexander -Pistoletov"

to make sure that Mr Pistoletov's ... um... promotional images don't overwhelming results

[gratuitous]

3. It's been done

Someone buzzed a political gathering in Russia with a drone that had a dildo hanging off it way back in 2008:

https://forgetthebox.net/flying-dildo-interrupts-russian-press-conference-video/

Come on, people, can't we be more imaginative?

[Nevilledog]

5. Perhaps a fleshlightcopter?

[gldstwmn]

4. Look at all the no necks

rushing to protect the candidate from the flying dildo. This is hilarious.

[gay texan]

6. Ok, this is just f-ing epic!!!! N/t