New theory on Trump's pants

[Delarage]

Not sure if this has been suggested already, but since Snopes apparently debunked the backwards idea, is it possible his crotch mess was a result of a lap dance from Lindsay Graham, Matt Gaetz, and/or MTG prior to taking the stage?

[Raven]

1. Nah, he's just fat and sweats a lot. n/t

[arlyellowdog]

2. It's the Emperor Has No Clothes thing

No one can tell him anything. He yells at the messenger. It’s part of dementia. So no one is going to take a hit by telling him he looks stupid.

[multigraincracker]

4. A credible leak will come out.

[MontanaMama]

10. Thread winner.

I just snorted my coffee, thank you very much.

[AZ8theist]

5. None of them would "lap dance" for Doturd...

.....they would simply grab their ankles and "present"...

[keithbvadu2]

27. Don Jr's gf Kimberly G would.

Don Jr's gf Kimberly G would.

Or Ivanka.

But not Melania

[samnsara]

6. cheap suit

[True Blue American]

8. Guess Trump never heard of Permanent Press.

Wrinkles, baggy trousers. If they made the legs less baggy he would not looks so fat.

That shiny, bright blue was awful!

[NoMoreRepugs]

7. Finally, the mystery of my grandmother's missing drapes might be solved.

[rurallib]

9. It's an inside job I tells ya!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. Can't believe I missed this whole thing. PDF

Link to tweet

?s=19

[xxqqqzme]

14. I can't believe I missed it

. I was offline most of the weekend. Is this a picture of the pants?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. Here's some video... So creepy. It's like his suit pants

Are different material than jacket? Waterproof?

Link to tweet

?s=19

[xxqqqzme]

21. Thank you

n/t

[crim son]

24. It looks like the fly has been blurred out.

Otherwise, that's what happens if you wear pants that drape from your waist/butt. He has no leg muscles or manly attributes to take up the slack so the pants wrinkle like that.

[DinahMoeHum]

12. Nah, probably wearing expandable-waistband pants. . .

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. . .since it seems he's now incapable of unzipping and rezipping the fly.

He does have a history of incontinence, doncha know? (all those years of drugs and fast food)

[berni_mccoy]

13. Those wrinkles happen when your pants are around your ankles too long

Maybe because he has to stay on the shitter for so long from eating too many hamburders or because he insists on every member of the GOP kissing something other than his ring.

[dhol82]

15. Found it!

https://www.silverts.com/men-s-easy-access-pants-with-elastic-waist?___store=english&size=7120&color=6358&gclid=Cj0KCQjwh_eFBhDZARIsALHjIKdbWTXAa9ueQHiYynf33EStngpR_TbxsrC8-o_kXhtEAqhe-KlybuoaAjRDEALw_wcB

[Layzeebeaver]

16. Ugh! A MTG lap dance...

...would poison any memories of time in the champagne room.

In fact, my trousers would put themselves on backwards all on their own just as preemptive protection!

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. The swollen belly-sac on this specimen

indicates to me that he's about to eject his spores.

/s/ BUtIGrt, Cultural Biologist, Planet G^FUUG-4, District 489

[crim son]

25. Ugh. n/t

[lagomorph777]

18. Fire damage.

It often happens to liars.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Lol. Is that why the material in his pants looks different

Then the material in his jacket? Fireproof just in case his pants catch on fire

Link to tweet

?s=19

[clutterbox1830]

22. I'm not sure it is debunked. Snopes only list the story as false without any explanation.

They only list the theory as false and mock the story itself.

[Turbineguy]

23. They are tear-away pants.

After the big speech he was to audition for a part in the remake of "The Full Monty".

[skip fox]

26. And they are wet (at least moist) due to leakage from Depends,

which he doesn't realize since a soggy mess in his body's basement feels normal to this spud.

[Xoan]

28. Snopes may be dead wrong ...

Backwards women's pants!

[Disaffected]

30. "Trum-pants"

A good name if someone cares to market them.

[czarjak]

31. Diaper Dandy! Thanks, Dick.