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Not sure if this has been suggested already, but since Snopes apparently debunked the backwards idea, is it possible his crotch mess was a result of a lap dance from Lindsay Graham, Matt Gaetz, and/or MTG prior to taking the stage?
Raven
(13,889 posts)arlyellowdog
(866 posts)No one can tell him anything. He yells at the messenger. Its part of dementia. So no one is going to take a hit by telling him he looks stupid.
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multigraincracker
(32,673 posts)MontanaMama
(23,307 posts)I just snorted my coffee, thank you very much.
AZ8theist
(5,454 posts).....they would simply grab their ankles and "present"...
keithbvadu2
(36,775 posts)Don Jr's gf Kimberly G would.
Or Ivanka.
But not Melania
samnsara
(17,616 posts)True Blue American
(17,984 posts)Wrinkles, baggy trousers. If they made the legs less baggy he would not looks so fat.
That shiny, bright blue was awful!
NoMoreRepugs
(9,412 posts)rurallib
(62,406 posts)Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)Link to tweet
?s=19
xxqqqzme
(14,887 posts). I was offline most of the weekend. Is this a picture of the pants?
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)xxqqqzme
(14,887 posts)n/t
crim son
(27,464 posts)Otherwise, that's what happens if you wear pants that drape from your waist/butt. He has no leg muscles or manly attributes to take up the slack so the pants wrinkle like that.
DinahMoeHum
(21,783 posts)Last edited Mon Jun 7, 2021, 02:21 PM - Edit history (1)
. . .since it seems he's now incapable of unzipping and rezipping the fly.
He does have a history of incontinence, doncha know? (all those years of drugs and fast food)
berni_mccoy
(23,018 posts)Maybe because he has to stay on the shitter for so long from eating too many hamburders or because he insists on every member of the GOP kissing something other than his ring.
dhol82
(9,352 posts)Layzeebeaver
(1,623 posts)...would poison any memories of time in the champagne room.
In fact, my trousers would put themselves on backwards all on their own just as preemptive protection!
Buns_of_Fire
(17,174 posts)indicates to me that he's about to eject his spores.
/s/ BUtIGrt, Cultural Biologist, Planet G^FUUG-4, District 489
crim son
(27,464 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)It often happens to liars.
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)clutterbox1830
(395 posts)They only list the theory as false and mock the story itself.
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Turbineguy
(37,319 posts)After the big speech he was to audition for a part in the remake of "The Full Monty".
skip fox
(19,356 posts)which he doesn't realize since a soggy mess in his body's basement feels normal to this spud.
Xoan
(25,319 posts)Backwards women's pants!
Disaffected
(4,554 posts)A good name if someone cares to market them.