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Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:16 PM

At the Maricopa Fraudit today, they are clearing out tables now to bring in the 'Kinematic Artifact


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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
At the Maricopa Fraudit today, they are clearing out tables now to bring in the ‘Kinematic Artifact Detection’ scanners to search for bamboo and other suspicious things in the paper. 🙄

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Reply At the Maricopa Fraudit today, they are clearing out tables now to bring in the 'Kinematic Artifact (Original post)
soothsayer Jun 2021 OP
RegularJam Jun 2021 #1
brewens Jun 2021 #2
BlueJac Jun 2021 #3
NightWatcher Jun 2021 #6
Frustratedlady Jun 2021 #4
Andy823 Jun 2021 #8
wcmagumba Jun 2021 #5
Generic Brad Jun 2021 #7
spanone Jun 2021 #9
MerryHolidays Jun 2021 #10

Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:19 PM

1. They have done a great job of warming us all up...

 

For the really crazy shit.

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Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:21 PM

2. It's being reported that a giant cone of silence has also been brought in. :) n/t

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Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:21 PM

3. Stop it already!

What planet are they on?

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Response to BlueJac (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:35 PM

6. Has anyone checked to make sure this isn't some weird kind of performance art?

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Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:22 PM

4. How much are these shenanigans costing and who is paying the bill?

If it was Arizona taxpayers and I was one of them, I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs.

The Repukes should be paying the bills on this audit. They are living in a fantasy world. If they'd found anything, they would have exposed it by now.

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Response to Frustratedlady (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:40 PM

8. I would bet that somehow

a lot of the money is going into trumps pockets. Maybe some donor is helping the audit, but trump keeps asking for more money from the "cult" members so he can be president again, and this fake audit is the "key" get the money!

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Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:30 PM

5. Maybe we need to send mobile sound trucks playing "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman...

just to test for the CyberNinja's planet of origin....

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Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:38 PM

7. Does the Kinematic Artifact Dectector measure bullshit?

Probably not. That would be like an eye trying to look at itself.

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Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 07:47 PM

9. google 'Kinematic Artifact Detection' scanners.

it appears to be a figment of someone's imagination

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Response to soothsayer (Original post)

Mon Jun 7, 2021, 08:58 PM

10. Apparently the whacko who "invented" this also came up with marvel known as

The CueCat! In all his glory, here he is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_Hutton_Pulitzer

And here's a CueCat (I actually got one of these new from Radio Shack):

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