Me: "Do you know how DUMB Mike Lindell is?" Group: "NO. HOW DUMB IS HE?"

[Atticus]

---If someone told him it was raining soup, he'd run outside with a fork.

---He studies for prostate exams.

---He failed the entrance exam for Trump University.

---He thinks condominiums are for birth control and disease prevention.

---Finally, he voted for Trump---TWICE!

[Marie Marie]

1. ...

[ProfessorGAC]

2. Another One

He just came out with a proclamation that he can prove that the Chinese worked with Dominion to flip the election.
The same Dominion that is already suing him for 9x what his silly company is worth.
Pretty dumb to use "doubling down" as proof of innocence.

[jmbar2]

3. bada bing...

[rsdsharp]

4. He went to high school, but a carrot could have gotten better grades.

He counted to three, and got two of the numbers wrong.

[LakeArenal]

5. 😂

[Harker]

7. An intellectual carrot...

the mind boggles! ("The Thing from Another World", 1951.)

[Poiuyt]

12. My favorite Sci-Fi movie

[dchill]

16. Mine, too.

[Harker]

18. '51 was a good year...

with "The Day the Earth Stood Still" also coming out.

Two of my favorites!

[Permanut]

15. Starring James Arness as "The Thing".

[Harker]

19. Yep!

And some smaller actors for the electrifying ending.

[rsdsharp]

17. An early James Arness role!

Of course, it could have been “The Great Vegetable Rebellion” from Lost in Space.

[Harker]

20. Arness was paid a pretty good celery. n/t

[czarjak]

6. Making crap up and calling it reality is the definition of deplorable, rubes. Make Ted proud though!

[TheRickles]

8. And for extra credit, he added this important detail:

Condominiums are birth control devices for midgets (that's what he called them, not me).

[SergeStorms]

11. In Lindell's world....

birth control is something women use.

Real men don't use birth control, you see. That's the woman's job. And if there's one thing we all know for sure, Mike Lindell is a real man!

[mwooldri]

9. He bragged about getting A+ on a blood test ... NT

[chriscan64]

10. He thinks Hungary was founded by Gary the Hun.

All explained in the movie, Hun Gary, Hun Ross.

[PJMcK]

13. Lindell is this dumb

He thinks Trump won the election.

Like Trump, Lindell is an idiot.

I love the jokes but this isn't really funny.

[Permanut]

14. Courtesy of Michael Musto at the Village Voice..

He has to get naked to count to 21.

It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

He thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.

He tripped over a cordless phone.

He has to go into a dressing room to change his mind.

He stole a free sample.