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Soph0571

(9,685 posts)
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 07:35 AM Jun 2021

Capitol Invader Pictured with QAnon Shirt Now Says He Was a 'Victim' of Conspiracy Theories Spawned

by ‘Very Clever People’

According to the attorney for Doug Jensen, Jensen did not travel to Washington, D.C. on Jan. 6 to partake in a violent insurrection, but merely “to observe what he thought was going to be ‘The Storm,’” described as the culmination of all the far-right conspiracy theories about the election being stolen from Donald Trump.

“Doug Jensen was not an intended part of any group or mob at any time that day,” the motion stated. “He simply went to observe ‘The Storm.’ He was at the front of the crowd, but in no way leading anyone. He was in front of everyone for the now disclosed silly reason to get Q recognized for ‘The Storm’ that was about to take place.”
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“Doug Jensen became a victim of numerous conspiracy theories that were being fed to him over the internet by a number of very clever people, who were uniquely equipped with slight, if any, moral or social consciousness,” his attorney wrote. “For reasons he does not even understand today, he became a ‘true believer’ and was convinced he doing a noble service by becoming a digital soldier for ‘Q.’ Maybe it was mid-life crisis, the pandemic, or perhaps the message just seemed to elevate him from his ordinary life to an exalted status with an honorable goal. In any event, he fell victim to this barrage of internet sourced info and came to the Capitol, at the direction of the President of the United States, to demonstrate that he was a ‘true patriot.’”

[link:https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol-siege/qanon-supporter-and-accused-capitol-rioter-says-he-was-a-victim-of-conspiracy-theories-spawned-by-very-clever-people/?utm_source=mostpopular|]

Heh. Being an ignorant fucker is no excuse in law. I love the fact that the evidence is there that he was indeed at the front of the charge, but somehow he was a passive participant rather than an active one. But it is all Q and Trumps fault as if he had no agency over his own behaviour. Oh my!
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dawg day

(7,947 posts)
1. I think these legal documents apologia are so..
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 07:44 AM
Jun 2021

On the nose. I mean, the attorneys are coming out and saying their clients are idiots and easily led and completely deluded. I wonder what the idiots think when they read these cringing confessions.

JHB

(37,159 posts)
2. Or maybe you just swallowed a lot of horsesh*t and shut off your critical thinking
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 07:48 AM
Jun 2021

Plenty of people make fly-bys of such things. Some of those hit braking thrusters and go into orbit.

You, son, are one of the people who made a full-blown, 4-point landing.

Yeah, some other people aren't exactly off the hook for all this, but the only person who compelled you to believe all this nonsense was you.

colsohlibgal

(5,275 posts)
5. Dumb and Unbelievably Gullible Is No Excuse Under The Law
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 08:49 AM
Jun 2021

My thought is you must have been leaning wingnut all along.

Enjoy Prison loser.

Baitball Blogger

(46,703 posts)
6. Oh for Christmas sakes. Now we have the Mid-life crisis defense for white people.
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 08:50 AM
Jun 2021

I once asked, how are they going to keep white privilege fresh. Well, now I know.

Buns_of_Fire

(17,175 posts)
7. Dougie got himself a heapin' helpin' o' stoopid.
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 09:37 AM
Jun 2021

Then went back for seconds.

Okay, Doug, one more time: first your right foot, then your other right foot, then your right foot again, then your other right foot again... See, that's not so hard, now, is it? (Doug falls on his face...) Okay, well I guess it is. Let's try it again, slower this time...

Cosmo Blues

(2,481 posts)
8. Evidently his parents never said
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 10:22 AM
Jun 2021

If your friends jump over a cliff are you going to do it too? Or else they might have caught this at an early age. I don't think even the lawyers think that oh somebody talked my client into doing this crime will fly

nuxvomica

(12,422 posts)
10. Lack of "impulse control" is actually a reason to imprison
Tue Jun 8, 2021, 12:46 PM
Jun 2021

But they are using it as an excuse for guilt. This is the madness of white privilege.

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