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Thu Jun 10, 2021, 12:56 PM

Jeff Tiedrich tweet:



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no one could have predicted that the party of 'sweep the forest' and 'water-bomb the cathedral' and 'nuke the hurricane' and 'bleach the virus' would also be the party of 'shove the moon'


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Reply Jeff Tiedrich tweet: (Original post)
tblue37 Thursday OP
SheltieLover Thursday #1
TheBlackAdder Thursday #2
yardwork Thursday #3
ChazInAz Yesterday #18
yardwork 22 hrs ago #20
KS Toronado Thursday #4
swimboy Thursday #5
OMGWTF Thursday #13
IronLionZion Thursday #6
gratuitous Thursday #7
orleans Thursday #8
MarcoZandrini Yesterday #19
gab13by13 Thursday #9
BobTheSubgenius 8 hrs ago #23
Hortensis Thursday #10
Bird Lady Thursday #11
Jon King Thursday #12
OMGWTF Thursday #14
Marcuse Thursday #15
lastlib Thursday #16
world wide wally Yesterday #17
Hekate 22 hrs ago #21
BobTheSubgenius 9 hrs ago #22

Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 12:58 PM

1. Hahaha



Htf do people get that damned dumb?

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:02 PM

2. "Shove the Moon" Was that original name of the band "Walk the Moon" before changing it?

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:10 PM

3. Shove the Moon is a great band. Classic. Foundational.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #3)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 08:24 AM

18. Ah, but...

The Moon's a harsh mistress.

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Response to ChazInAz (Reply #18)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 11:08 PM

20. Except when The Moon is Down.

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:23 PM

4. Which reQug Senator thought we could shove the moon around?

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Response to KS Toronado (Reply #4)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:26 PM

5. Louis G*hmert

It could possibly be accomplished by casting asparagus

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Response to swimboy (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 03:42 PM

13. Jest dun't go castin' any aspersions on mah asperaguus. -- Louie "Goober" Gohmert

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:28 PM

6. 'The Dumbest Guy in Congress' Asks U.S. Forest Service If It Can Change Moon's Orbit

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:29 PM

7. Oh, so you libruls are rejecting simple, common-sense solutions

I suppose you favor radical, outlandish measures like reducing use and reliance on fossil fuels, greater efficiencies in manufacturing, cutting subsidies for carbon extraction, and increasing subsidies for renewable energy? That's just crazy! It's so much easier to tweak the moon's orbit. After all, what could go wrong with that?

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:34 PM

8. add this one to the collection

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Response to orleans (Reply #8)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 08:50 AM

19. Building....

....the yellow brick road one brick at a time.

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:45 PM

9. Louie also suggested moving the earth's orbit.

I had to stop and think about that one. I think he was suggesting moving earth's orbit away from the sun to cool the planet, however, I'm guessing he doesn't understand the definition of orbit.

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Response to gab13by13 (Reply #9)

Sat Jun 12, 2021, 12:55 PM

23. I know it's impossible to tell if he even HAD a glimmer of an idea on how to do that,

but even speculating on the idea doesn't yield much. All the world's rockets and missiles gathered in one spot and aimed at the ground instead of the sky?
Pile all the earth's mountains in one spot?

As you can see, I got nothin'.

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 01:59 PM

10. To be fair, we should admit the obvious viability of these proactive options,

even if we hate America too much to pursue them.

Sweeping the forest floors would greatly help prevent forest fires.
Water bombing Notre Dame would have put out the fire far, far quicker.
Bleach injection would drop the rate of deaths from Covid in those people -- to zero!
Nuking hurricanes to keep them from forming speaks for itself. Duh! It's incredible that we allowed our international agreements to keep this from proceeding.
Rep. Gohmert is 100% correct that altering the moon's and/or earth's orbits would affect climate. Even he doesn't need a brain to know that.

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 02:44 PM

11. Is this a comedy routine?

Because it has to be, it can't be real.

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 03:35 PM

12. Repugs literally would be living in Mad Max type squallor if Dems did not exist....

These are some of the very dumbest people who think they are brilliant. The only thing between them and this becoming a 4th world country has been Dems coming in and cleaning up mess after mess after mess for them.

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Response to Jon King (Reply #12)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 03:47 PM

14. Dems have been cleaning up Rethuglican messes since 1933.

The Republican party is a scum-sucking parasite that must be exterminated, especially now that Traitor Tot is their de facto leader. The Rs didn't even have a platform at their last convention other than "Whatever Trump said." Fk them with a barbed-wire-wrapped Louisville Slugger. I have fking had it with these traitorous, fascistic, malignant misantropes. Fking had it!!!

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 08:09 PM

15. Gohmert has changed the gravitational constant of the universe.

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Response to Marcuse (Reply #15)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 11:51 PM

16. He has also significantly lowered the intelligence quotient of the planet!

I lose ten IQ points just seeing his face.

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 12:23 AM

17. I have a suggestion as to where he can shove it

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Response to tblue37 (Original post)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 11:12 PM

21. The Triple Goddess is not amused by Louie-Louie Gohmert

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Response to Hekate (Reply #21)

Sat Jun 12, 2021, 12:36 PM

22. That seems a shame to me, because many of us are.

Hugely, in fact.

As a slight aside...imagine what the town halls in his district must be like.

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