HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » Trump Explodes After Bide...

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:05 PM

Trump Explodes After Biden Asks Him to Dog-Sit During G-7

LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump reportedly “exploded” after President Biden asked him to dog-sit his German shepherd, Major Biden, during the G-7 summit, in London.

“I called him up and said, ‘Do me this favor, man,’ ” Biden said. “He literally flipped his lid.”

Biden said that he had “no idea” why Trump had reacted so negatively to the idea of dog-sitting Major, whose obedience training “has been going really well.”

“I said, ‘Look, Jack, you’re not being reinstated at the White House, so taking care of the White House dog is as close as you’re gonna get,’ ” the President said. “Oh, well. It was worth a shot.”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-explodes-after-biden-asks-him-to-dog-sit-during-g-7



Photograph by Adam Schultz / Courtesy White House

36 replies, 7411 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 36 replies Author Time Post
Reply Trump Explodes After Biden Asks Him to Dog-Sit During G-7 (Original post)
Rhiannon12866 Thursday OP
malaise Thursday #1
malaise Thursday #2
I_UndergroundPanther Thursday #3
brer cat Thursday #4
PSPS Thursday #5
smirkymonkey Thursday #6
NBachers Thursday #7
demtenjeep Thursday #8
marble falls Thursday #9
lpbk2713 Thursday #10
Probatim Yesterday #31
lpbk2713 Yesterday #32
monkeyman1 Thursday #11
speak easy Thursday #12
Name removed Thursday #24
HuskyOffset Yesterday #29
speak easy Yesterday #30
634-5789 Thursday #13
Wounded Bear Thursday #14
Ferrets are Cool Thursday #15
FoxNewsSucks Thursday #17
LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #16
Evolve Dammit Thursday #18
yardwork Thursday #19
stuffmatters Thursday #20
mountain grammy Thursday #21
UTUSN Thursday #22
Rhiannon12866 Yesterday #25
UTUSN Yesterday #26
Rhiannon12866 Yesterday #27
GoCubsGo Thursday #23
Wild blueberry Yesterday #28
rickyhall Yesterday #33
bearssoapbox Yesterday #34
Dan Yesterday #35
SheltieLover Yesterday #36

Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:06 PM

1. ROFL

Delish!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:06 PM

2. ROFL

Delish!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:17 PM

3. Hahaha Biden you and Major are awesome!

A perfect crank call for a cranky fascist .

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:18 PM

4. I always enjoy Borowitz!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:21 PM

5. I wish they had included Billy Sol Hurok's take on this!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:30 PM

6. This is hilarious!

I always picture the satirical scenario playing out in my head when I read it and it makes me laugh out loud.

Could you imagine if Joe asked him this, even as a joke? Just to f**k with his head, knowing how much he hates animals, dogs especially. And knowing that Major would probably tear TFG limb from limb if he actually ever met him? It would be my fantasy dream come true!




Thanks for posting, Rhiannon! I love Borowitz!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:35 PM

7. 'Do me this favor, man,'

‘Look, Jack,

That's my Joe!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:41 PM

8. now that is frikin funny

best one yet

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:42 PM

9. So anyways, Major up and bit 45, just once. Poor pup spent the night sucking on Tic-Tacs.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:46 PM

10. "Pay him no mind when he humps your leg."



"He just wants to get to know you better."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #10)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 02:04 PM

31. Is that was Joe said to TFG or Major?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Probatim (Reply #31)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 02:29 PM

32. I see that.



You make a valid point.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:48 PM

11. former guy hasn't had his rabies shot !!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:52 PM

12. trump hates dogs, and dogs hate him.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to speak easy (Reply #12)


Response to speak easy (Reply #12)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 12:53 PM

29. Eagles are apparently not fond of him either (NT)

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to HuskyOffset (Reply #29)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 01:14 PM

30. Maybe the gators like him.

Better make sure donnie boy - one of the might be subpoenaed

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 07:56 PM

13. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 TY @OP for the laugh of the Day!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 08:11 PM

14. Ok, that got a chuckle...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 08:28 PM

15. This is funny, however,

I wouldn't let that asswipe take care of a piece of dookie in a napkin, much less one of my babies.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Ferrets are Cool (Reply #15)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 09:04 PM

17. That's what I thought too.

Knew it was satire just from the title. Biden is way too smart to trust MF45 with a dog.

It would be funny for him to ask like in the story, though. I'd like to see that video

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 08:41 PM

16. I love good satire

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 09:11 PM

18. wet clean up, West Wing; come in agent orange

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 09:25 PM

19. I can imagine Biden saying that. "Do me this favor, man."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 09:26 PM

20. Thanks, Rhiannon! Best former guy laugh so far this year.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 10:03 PM

21. Ha..

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 10:25 PM

22. K&R but, Andy hit a klinker with this one. Drumpf is skeered of animals, is too unempathetic to

care for defenseless animals, and BIDEN wouldn't ask for that from him.

But Andy has a near 100% rate, so one is nothing!




Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to UTUSN (Reply #22)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 12:58 AM

25. Yeah, I hesitated on this one, knowing what we know about the former guy and pets

According to Mary Trump's book, the kids never had pets, the father didn't approve. And we know that the youngest Trump boy, when he went to live in the White House, was offered a puppy (same as the Obama girls, Amy Carter, Susan Ford got puppy Liberty for her Dad, Clinton got Buddy, etc.) but his father wouldn't hear of it. So I agree, the former guy would definitely be President Biden's very last choice to care for the dog he obviously loves.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Reply #25)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 01:34 AM

26. I "get" Andy's angle that Major has a biting history, haha! But there's also the back story of

how PUTIN used his giant dog to harsass Angela MERKLE. So it's another thing BIDEN wouldn't do to anybody, even to Drumpf.

Anyway, I keep a watch whenever other members encroach on your Andy!1









Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to UTUSN (Reply #26)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 01:40 AM

27. I thought of that, too!

Putin is apparently familiar with dogs - he may love them, we know that Hitler also did - but I would never trust my dog with the likes of him, and neither would Joe Biden.

And I do my best to keep up - but, unlike many of the favorites we often post here - I still haven't figured out if Borowitz has a regular schedule...

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Thu Jun 10, 2021, 10:33 PM

23. I can't imagine he would ever do that to poor Major.

But, Borowitz nailed it.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 12:44 PM

28. Borowitz is a treasure!

Great sense of humor and satire.
Thank you!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 02:57 PM

33. I'd do the job for free.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 03:12 PM

34. The "Cheeto In A Bad Suit"

Wouldn't last 10 minutes.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 05:40 PM

35. I wouldn't trust Trump with my female dog.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Rhiannon12866 (Original post)

Fri Jun 11, 2021, 05:43 PM

36. Lol

I knew this was Borowitz, as that moron is not fit to pick up dog waste.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread