Trump Explodes After Biden Asks Him to Dog-Sit During G-7

[Rhiannon12866]

LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump reportedly “exploded” after President Biden asked him to dog-sit his German shepherd, Major Biden, during the G-7 summit, in London.

“I called him up and said, ‘Do me this favor, man,’ ” Biden said. “He literally flipped his lid.”

Biden said that he had “no idea” why Trump had reacted so negatively to the idea of dog-sitting Major, whose obedience training “has been going really well.”

“I said, ‘Look, Jack, you’re not being reinstated at the White House, so taking care of the White House dog is as close as you’re gonna get,’ ” the President said. “Oh, well. It was worth a shot.”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-explodes-after-biden-asks-him-to-dog-sit-during-g-7



Photograph by Adam Schultz / Courtesy White House

[malaise]

1. ROFL

Delish!

[malaise]

2. ROFL

Delish!

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. Hahaha Biden you and Major are awesome!

A perfect crank call for a cranky fascist .

[brer cat]

4. I always enjoy Borowitz!

[PSPS]

5. I wish they had included Billy Sol Hurok's take on this!

[smirkymonkey]

6. This is hilarious!

I always picture the satirical scenario playing out in my head when I read it and it makes me laugh out loud.

Could you imagine if Joe asked him this, even as a joke? Just to f**k with his head, knowing how much he hates animals, dogs especially. And knowing that Major would probably tear TFG limb from limb if he actually ever met him? It would be my fantasy dream come true!




Thanks for posting, Rhiannon! I love Borowitz!

[NBachers]

7. 'Do me this favor, man,'

‘Look, Jack,

That's my Joe!

[demtenjeep]

8. now that is frikin funny

best one yet

[marble falls]

9. So anyways, Major up and bit 45, just once. Poor pup spent the night sucking on Tic-Tacs.

[lpbk2713]

10. "Pay him no mind when he humps your leg."

"He just wants to get to know you better."

[Probatim]

31. Is that was Joe said to TFG or Major?

[lpbk2713]

32. I see that.

You make a valid point.

[monkeyman1]

11. former guy hasn't had his rabies shot !!

[speak easy]

12. trump hates dogs, and dogs hate him.

[HuskyOffset]

29. Eagles are apparently not fond of him either (NT)

[speak easy]

30. Maybe the gators like him.

Better make sure donnie boy - one of the might be subpoenaed

[634-5789]

13. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 TY @OP for the laugh of the Day!

[Wounded Bear]

14. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[Ferrets are Cool]

15. This is funny, however,

I wouldn't let that asswipe take care of a piece of dookie in a napkin, much less one of my babies.

[FoxNewsSucks]

17. That's what I thought too.

Knew it was satire just from the title. Biden is way too smart to trust MF45 with a dog.

It would be funny for him to ask like in the story, though. I'd like to see that video

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. I love good satire

Link to tweet

[Evolve Dammit]

18. wet clean up, West Wing; come in agent orange

[yardwork]

19. I can imagine Biden saying that. "Do me this favor, man."

[stuffmatters]

20. Thanks, Rhiannon! Best former guy laugh so far this year.

[mountain grammy]

21. Ha..

[UTUSN]

22. K&R but, Andy hit a klinker with this one. Drumpf is skeered of animals, is too unempathetic to

care for defenseless animals, and BIDEN wouldn't ask for that from him.

But Andy has a near 100% rate, so one is nothing!

[Rhiannon12866]

25. Yeah, I hesitated on this one, knowing what we know about the former guy and pets

According to Mary Trump's book, the kids never had pets, the father didn't approve. And we know that the youngest Trump boy, when he went to live in the White House, was offered a puppy (same as the Obama girls, Amy Carter, Susan Ford got puppy Liberty for her Dad, Clinton got Buddy, etc.) but his father wouldn't hear of it. So I agree, the former guy would definitely be President Biden's very last choice to care for the dog he obviously loves.

[UTUSN]

26. I "get" Andy's angle that Major has a biting history, haha! But there's also the back story of

how PUTIN used his giant dog to harsass Angela MERKLE. So it's another thing BIDEN wouldn't do to anybody, even to Drumpf.

Anyway, I keep a watch whenever other members encroach on your Andy!1

[Rhiannon12866]

27. I thought of that, too!

Putin is apparently familiar with dogs - he may love them, we know that Hitler also did - but I would never trust my dog with the likes of him, and neither would Joe Biden.

And I do my best to keep up - but, unlike many of the favorites we often post here - I still haven't figured out if Borowitz has a regular schedule...

[GoCubsGo]

23. I can't imagine he would ever do that to poor Major.

But, Borowitz nailed it.

[Wild blueberry]

28. Borowitz is a treasure!

Great sense of humor and satire.
Thank you!

[rickyhall]

33. I'd do the job for free.

[bearssoapbox]

34. The "Cheeto In A Bad Suit"

Wouldn't last 10 minutes.

[Dan]

35. I wouldn't trust Trump with my female dog.

[SheltieLover]

36. Lol

I knew this was Borowitz, as that moron is not fit to pick up dog waste.