Jeff Tiedrich wishes 45 a happy bday 💩

[Demovictory9]

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[Blue Owl]

1. Now that's a perfect tweet

[malaise]

3. Brilliant

[underpants]

4. ✅

He had me at “Former Fuck”

[ShazzieB]

13. I like that, too!

Maybe we should all start calling him TFF instead of TFG!

[Blue Dawn]

2. I LOVE Jeff Tiedrich!

[Comfortably_Numb]

5. How touching. Got me all dewey eyed.

From laughing till I choked.

[smb]

6. All Together....

♩ ♪ ♫ Happy Birthday, you fink
You belong in the klink
You need bleach injections
To get rid of your stink! ♪ ♫ ♩

[calimary]

30. NICE!

It works!

[spooky3]

7. He's giving her way too much credit. From all I've seen, she is as bad as he is. nt

[ShazzieB]

14. I don't think it gives her any credit either way.

If anything, it implies how mercenary us is, in that she only married him for his money, thinking she probably wouldn't have to put up with him for very long.

[spooky3]

17. It does accuse her of being a gold-digger, but my point is that he also

implies she wants to be a widow, when in fact she seems to be perfectly content to continue being married to someone with whom she agrees and to whom she is very similar.

[lonely bird]

27. I dunno...

I don’t think she is content. She probably is just waiting for the moment like when he gets hammered with his personal loan guarantees or when the SDNY rams a baseball bat up his ass then breaks it off and leaves it there.

Please let him go to prison.

[Ferrets are Cool]

8. K and R

[bucolic_frolic]

9. Ouch! That must sting /nt

[Escurumbele]

10. I would just change the last part to:

really, really, REALLY hoped she'd be a widow by now...but she keeps wishing...

[Gregory Peccary]

11. Now that's what I call a quality Hallmark greeting card

[erronis]

12. Former Fuck - I hope you have a great bday by choking on your berday hamberders

Love to see your orange face get bright red and then fade into a few shades of grey.

[peppertree]

15. "I couldn't have said it better myself, dahlink"

[SleeplessinSoCal]

16. Makes me wonder how he manages so much attack language and not be banned.

I've been suspended twice for practically quoting the F*ck45.

[housecat]

19. What are the rules? I'm new here

[JudyM]

28. see the terms of service - link found at bottom of every page.

[housecat]

35. thanks

[NBachers]

18. By the time he does kick off, she'll be nothing but a venomous old snake.

Well, an even more venomous old snake than she is now.

[Brother Mythos]

20. The former guy and his current wife deserve each other.

[SammyWinstonJack]

23. They do.

[GopherGal]

26. They do deserve each other

...but if she achieves her long-sought widowhood, the rest of us benefit as well.

[demtenjeep]

21. hahaha

only thing missing=

I hope this is your last birthday

[smirkymonkey]

24. Oh yes! Please!

It's not enough for me that he is no longer the president. The fact that he still exists is enough to depress me beyond belief.

[COL Mustard]

36. I Work For The Federal Government

Any time a President dies, we get a day off.

Just sayin'....

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. Burn!

[SergeStorms]

25. Sentimental kind of guy, huh?

He should write for Hallmark.

[BobTheSubgenius]

29. I'd have finished the tweet with...

"...and is really disappointed that she isn't."

[calimary]

31. That's a good one, too.

[nuxvomica]

32. There's something in my eye

That was so beautiful!

[Pacifist Patriot]

33. To be fair...

I thought she'd be a widow by now too. More's the pity.

[keithbvadu2]

34. No kiss on lips!

With both Trudeau and Donald

Hetero Melania: No kiss on lips!