I am most concerned about Joe Biden's cognitive abilities because he ...

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	isn't paying hush money to porn stars
	2 (3%)
	hasn't tried to buy Greenland
	13 (21%)
	doesn't use smart-sounding words like "bigly" and "covfefe"
	7 (11%)
	isn't promoting bleach, lights, and malaria pills as covid cures
	21 (34%)
	hasn't warned us about cancer from windmills
	3 (5%)
	doesn't believe Obama was born in Kenya
	0 (0%)
	isn't keeping our forests well-raked
	5 (8%)
	hasn't withheld disaster funds from Puerto Rico
	3 (5%)
	doesn't recharge at a glowing Saudi orb
	8 (13%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[treestar]

1. Too funny

The nerve of dr feel good claiming any such thing !

[GoCubsGo]

2. Other:

He isn't doctoring hurricane maps with a sharpie pen. Although, the hurricane season has only just started, so there's still time.

[wnylib]

23. He isn't trying to blow up hurricanes

to protect people from them.

[GoCubsGo]

41. With nukes, nonethless.

I'd say he's an imbecile, but that's an insult to imbeciles.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

38. I can't believe I didn't remember that one...

But Trump did and said so many stupid, ridiculous, and downright dangerous things it was hard to pick just one.

David Letterman could make a list but instead of 10, he could probably get 50 memorable Trump fuck-ups.

[stevil]

3. He won

The real reason people are hating'.

[SheltieLover]

4. Because he thinks pukes will negotiate in good faith

Joking. I know unity is ideal.

[captain queeg]

5. Biden hasn't suggested using nuclear weapons on a hurricane.

[Goonch]

7. Hasn't learned to sword dance

[Shermann]

8. Biden also hasn't fallen in love with Kim Jong Un for some bizarre reason nt

[a kennedy]

9. Why isn't there a "all of the above" response......

[electric_blue68]

11. That was my reaction, too! 👍 😂

[pazzyanne]

17. + 1 nt

[ShazzieB]

26. Right?

I would have definitely picked that one!

[calimary]

28. Indeed! I wanted to vote for all of them!

[electric_blue68]

10. Got to give one to the windmills! 👍😁

[KentuckyWoman]

12. Robb is a dingbat.

Love you Robb wherever you are!

[rickford66]

13. Did we ever learn what the Saudi Orb was about ?

Musta been real important. Trump's first overseas stop.

[ornotna]

19. Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology

The occasion was the opening of a new Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology, based in Riyadh, and the orb was in fact a translucent globe, with the world’s waters represented in light gray and the continents in black. Its purpose appeared to be decorative.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/22/world/middleeast/trump-glowing-orb-saudi.html

That said, it was still pretty creepy.

[rickford66]

21. Saudi Arabia appears to be a pretty extremist place to me.

So I guess the Center is in the perfect place.

[ornotna]

22. It ceretainly has it's fair share of them

It's a shame too, wasn't always like that.

[wnylib]

24. Yes, indeed. OBL was a Saudi.

[ShazzieB]

29. Weren't those guys who flew the planes into the buildings on 9/11 Saudis, too?

[wnylib]

34. Yes they were.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

39. Out of the 19, I believe 15 were Saudis.

Not one single hijacker was Iraqi.

Naturally, the Bush administration attacked Iraq and not Saudi Arabia.

[Maru Kitteh]

32. Did women once have human rights?

If not, I'd call it rather extremist now and in the past.

[calimary]

30. Photo op prop.

That is all.

I've lived long enough to have seen lots of international ceremonies for visiting dignitaries, especially involving American presidents. I have never seen or heard of this one. Til donald connived his way into the White House.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. What a lying quack Ronny Jackson is.

Link to tweet

[monkeyman1]

18. he need's a piss test asap!! pill pop 'r ----- TFG 239 LBS. MY ASS AF1 USED CARGO DOOR!

[yardwork]

15. LOVE the photo!

[Half-step]

16. Ugh Greenland.

I completely forgot about the whole "buy Greenland" thing. Thank you!

[TheBlackAdder]

20. Is there an All of the Above option?

[Warpy]

25. All of the above

plus not nuking hurricanes, inviting Russuan spies to sit in on intelligence briefings, going to a white tie dinner with the Queen in a tux at least six sizes too small, lying about everything, even when the truth would serve him better, and let's not forget taking a joyride in a limo while supposedly ill with a disease that has killed 600,000 people so far. And the list goes on and on and on and on.

[wnylib]

27. Biden must not be a stable genius.

Hasn't said a word about it or about being the most brilliant student on his college campus.

Also hasn't established any real estate universities or bankrupted any casinos.

[LudwigPastorius]

31. I voted "Pass", because...

there was no option for "hasn't stared directly at a solar eclipse."

[Initech]

33. Doesn't go on Fox News screaming about how windmills cause cancer and drop your property values...

[aggiesal]

35. I was hoping for the option ...

Isn't tweeting everytime he uses the toilet

[MyOwnPeace]

36. I was just wondering......

does Joe have a "paper towel shooting" session in his daily work-out?

[GoodRaisin]

37. Didn't say there were airports during the American Revolution.

[moondust]

40. ...will never reach 30,000 lies in 4 years.

Not at this snail's pace.

https://www.yahoo.com/now/trump-made-30-573-false-205400099.html