A mom 4 "Liberty" is upset a textbook teaches how seahorses mate... yes, seriously.

[Nevilledog]

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[Jim__]

1. I'm sure her children know nothing about sex.

[Jilly_in_VA]

3. Probably not

so everyone will be surprised when her 13 year old daughter turns up pregnant because she didn't know how things worked.

[Chainfire]

8. Learning about sex was my first school lesson taught

on the playground. I thought, "Say What, you have to be kidding?" I never heard of anything so nasty in my life.

I can understand why the right would be all upset about the seahorses and their misplaced sexual identity. If the schools get away with that the next thing that they will teach is that the male seahorses cook and clean....

[Jilly_in_VA]

2. Oh FFS!

Next thing you know she'll be complaining about little videos showing amoebas dividing or kittens nursing.

[Warpy]

4. But but but that's just nasty!

And they're not Christians, either!

I hope nobody clues them in about bonobo colonies.

[Solly Mack]

5. I see they took their complaint to management.

[Thomas Hurt]

6. I am guessing it offends her that the male seahorses carry the eggs till they hatch...

[babylonsister]

7. Science! It's not for everyone. nt

[Cracklin Charlie]

9. You know all that green stuff that accumulates on your car every spring?

Nobody tell her that every tree in her neighborhood had sex for days and days.

Right out in front of God and everbody.

[Hugin]

11. Scandalous!

At least it's not that profane yoga.


If only all parents were as blasé about the matter as my earth science teacher was during a trip to the zoo when a couple of hippos decided the mood was right for a little loving.

As cool as a cucumber, without missing a beat, he said, "It's a natural phenomenon." In a complete dead pan which would shame Ben Stein.

He said the same thing after loud flatulence in class. That did leave us a little confused, but, most of us grew up with a healthy view of sex.

[Luciferous]

10. Some people really need to find better uses for their time