Proposal:

[kpete]

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[bronxiteforever]

1. Kick and recommend.

[niyad]

2. KNR

[Freddie]

3. Or: there's only one place to buy a gun in the entire state

There is a 72 hour waiting period before you can actually have the gun.
You have to endure a canned speech about gun murders complete with graphic pictures before you can take possession of the gun
You have to walk through crowds of protestors screaming at you to not buy the gun and “respect life”

[flying_wahini]

4. Yes, Freddie. Perfect analogy.

[intheflow]

15. That's where I thought the OP was headed. N/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Let's do it!

[IbogaProject]

6. Also an unnecessary ultra sound

Need to add a trans-rectal ultra sound scan, in order to assure you don't have anything stuck up there that may make you violent.

[Ziggysmom]

10. Oh my, all those times I told a repube to stick it up their azz. Stuff will be found!

[uponit7771]

7. K&R,

[Mickju]

8. I like!

[erronis]

9. How about rounds of ammunition? One gun can wreak tons of carnage with unlimited

ammo. I'd add a limit of rounds every two years based on caliber and rifle type.

AR-15: 20 rounds / 2 years (enough to show your toy works)
30-30/06: 50 rounds - usually a hunting rifle. If you can't bag enough game with 50 shots...
22: 100 rounds - still dangerous but mainly for small critters, tin cans, and street signs
BB's: 200 rounds - dunno why, just needed a number

50+ caliber: as many as you want. You're either in the military or won't listen to someone like me.

[SunSeeker]

11. And you must have your spouse's written approval.

And if you're unmarried, you must have your parents' written approval.

[onecaliberal]

12. K&R

[calimary]

13. That's more like it!

LOVE all the comments here!

[DFW]

14. Think they'll get the hint?

Naaaaah!

But I love it all the same!!