Any Guesses on What Jr is high on

[Norbert]

Maybe he found some of the My Pillow Guy's stash.

Link to tweet

[5X]

1. Meth and coke and opiates, depending on time of day. n/t

[Mr.Bill]

3. And a good amount of alcohol. n/t

[mahina]

25. That's my read.

[Trueblue1968]

39. HE IS ALSO HIGH ON ..... Cat Nip !!!

[TheBlackAdder]

43. Whatever it is, it's probably introduced in a form of high colonic to get maximum effect.

[ShazzieB]

47. I don't know...

His skin looks too good for a meth head.

But cocaine and opiates? Sure, why not?

[kimbutgar]

2. I predict a junior will have a bad ending in his life

Overdose or suicide in the next four years.

[NightWatcher]

4. He expects to be indicted tomorrow. Daddy lashed out earlier as well.

[ZZenith]

5. Fear.

High as a kite on it.

On edit:

Oh yeah, and cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.

[secondwind]

6. Wow..... he's fried!

[Blue Owl]

35. Donny Macho Man Junior

[happybird]

7. I'm going with coke, weed, and alcohol.

A buzz I am not unfamiliar with from my younger years, but (as far as I know), I never fell into using a Muppet voice. Good christ, I certainly hope not.

[JudyM]

9. Muppet voice!

[maxsolomon]

22. Leave weed out of it.

He's on coke and booze.

[Blue Owl]

36. Snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine

[gab13by13]

49. You nailed it.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Projecting while wasted should be a federal offense...

[catbyte]

10. ...

[stevil]

11. Coke and cocktails

That is what a modern day Trump would be on.

[madaboutharry]

12. Does no one around him see this?

He is in desperate need of an intervention.

[Sanity Claws]

31. No one around him cares enough to intervene

Family members are too busy protecting themselves to notice or care what is going on with him. As for the girlfriend, Guilfoyle, she is long gone and in search of a sugar daddy who has some real sugar.

[madaboutharry]

45. He and Guilfoye broke up?

I don’t know why that made me laugh.

[canetoad]

62. I think they are still together

April this year, they are selling and buying property together.

[Sanity Claws]

64. Nothing about the two of them in almost 3 months

The last thing I saw about Guilfoyle was that she was going to be national chair for former Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens’ 2022 Senate bid. Sounds like a good way to slip away from Jr.
I googled Jr. and Guilfoyle and there was nothing about them together since April 2.

[Sympthsical]

13. Oh, that's coke

I've never tried it, but I had friends back in the club days who were coke heads.

Oof. Just had some flashbacks.

[tonedevil]

14. Life.

[nolabear]

15. I wondered if I'd see that clip here. He's high af. Coke jaw, red, darting eyes, pressured speech...

Plus, as someone on Twitter asked, is he in the lobby of a Motel 6 or what?

But that's just snark. The man needs attention, and I don't mean the kind he craves.

[keithbvadu2]

16. Rick Perry's not-so-sober speech

Rick Perry's not-so-sober speech

[tblue37]

69. At least he's a cheerful drunk.

[East-A-Squared]

17. Crack?

[struggle4progress]

18. I think that's just a sincere and deeply-held personal

need for professional help

[Frustratedlady]

19. Looks like it just registered with Junior that his life of luxury and entitlement is about to come

crashing down. If he manages to avoid prison, he might just have to go out and get a real job.

He's plowed!

[FakeNoose]

24. Well yeah ... except he's unemployable

Who in their right mind would hire him, other than his own Dad?

[Frustratedlady]

30. Republicans always seem to find a well-paying job for these yo-yos when they get in trouble.

If this is a good example of his drug use, he may not live through the trial.

[greatauntoftriplets]

20. What isn't he on?

[lame54]

21. Who sewed his eyelids shut?

[captain queeg]

23. Never did meth and only a little coke, but I'd say some kind of stimulant is in the mix

With other things as available.

[smirkymonkey]

26. Whoa!

That is one pretty effed up dude!

[PCIntern]

27. Definitely Presidential Material

Jeez….🤪🥺

[Hugh_Lebowski]

28. Nothing about this 100% clearly suggests anything but alcohol ...

I'm sure he's been drinking. I've known plenty of drinkers that get exactly like this.

Beyond that, I can't be sure.

Blow is a definite possibility, as are lots of other things. Perhaps in combination.

[Cracklin Charlie]

29. Looks like he's smocking the furniture.

That house looks empty. Like his skull.

[Sanity Claws]

32. It doesn't even look like a home

More like a hotel room. Nothing personal about it. No photos,paintings, decorations. Just neutral colored everything.

[Blue Owl]

33. All of the above plus a dip or two into Gums' glue jar

[FoxNewsSucks]

34. Probably just inhaling his own flatulence.

[SheilaAnn]

37. He may have heard about the possibility of the Organization's assets being frozen. Oh my!

[Nevilledog]

38. Everything

[WA-03 Democrat]

40. Meth and cheap wine

[7wo7rees]

41. Whiskey and coke and coke

And adderall.

[Lettuce Be]

42. Meth -- who knows what he's using but my nephew is a meth-head and this is him

[Aviation Pro]

44. OD in his future

Fuck him.

[Patterson]

46. Anyone have a link besides Twitter? I can't get it to work. Thanks.

[Hekate]

48. What is that background? It's sure not his daddy's hotel.

[LudwigPastorius]

50. The boy likes his yayo.

Stupid and high-as-fuck is no way to go through life, son.

[Norbert]

51. I hope Kimmel is able to work this into his monologue tonight

[orleans]

57. kimmel is a rerun--maybe seth meyers will cover it? on edit: meyers is a rerun too nt

[flying_wahini]

52. He is drunk. Very, very drunk.

[yonder]

53. Weed, whites and wine - with neither truck nor twang...

...but heavy on the whine.

Apologies to Lowell George/Little Feat:

[Lord Ludd]

54. Wash yer face, Donny

That schmutz you call a "beard" makes you look like an underage boy trying to fool a liquor-store clerk.

[sarcasmo]

55. Kimberly Guilfyole high tailed it out of that crack house.

[Hekate]

60. That was quick. Did she sober up one morning & really look at who she was with?

Junior is a train wreck.

[iemanja]

56. a cocktail

maybe coke, adderall, and some kind of downer, probably an opiate. He's also on booze.

[Progressive Jones]

58. Bath Salts. nt

[Iggo]

59. He's high on making you wonder what he's high on.

Probably some other shit, too.

But mostly troll juice.

[LowerManhattanite]

61. (FOGHORN LEGHORN VOICE)

‘Boy is higher than pterodactyl privates’.

[DET]

63. Sad, Really

You’d think that his father would pay some attention to the sad state of his namesake. Loathsome as he may be, I still have to have some compassion for someone who has spiraled so far down so quickly.

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

65. Definitely a cocktail that includes alcohol.

Looks like maybe coke, marijuana, and either an opioid or anti-depressant as well.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

66. Cocaine is my guess.

That's how two former GM's behaved at my workplaces, and both were confirmed coke-heads later.

Hyperactive behavior and rash decisions from both of them. Unwarranted confidence too, as if their idiotic decisions would always work out well.

[BobTheSubgenius]

67. I think the most important sentence in that bizarre little word salad was right at the end.

"Uh, what's going on?" Clearly, he has no clue, and was asking a legitimate question.

[Tommy Carcetti]

68. Coke, and by that I don't mean the soda. nt

[ShazamIam]

70. lol, I had watched that ad earlier, didn't know who the person was and didn't exactly "get," it. Yes

I prefer reading to video so often don't know what the names look like in person. Text news doesn't carry many photos.