The nascent feud between Tuckums and Hannity poses a real dilemma for me.

[11 Bravo]

It's like having to choose to root for either pubic lice or genital warts.

[NoSheep]

1. hahahahaha

[grumpyduck]

2. If I had to choose between one or the other,

I'd turn around and walk away.

[ProfessorGAC]

3. According To What I Just Read...

...roofer boy already tweeted an apology to bowtie boy.
You won't have to choose.
Seems they're back to regular programming of agreed upon lies & hate.

[11 Bravo]

6. Fucking cons can't even bicker correctly!

[ProfessorGAC]

7. No Surprise

When have they shown, aside from self-promotion, that they do anything right?!?!?

[mitch96]

12. I think it's all bullshit.. Came down from corporate to boost ratings... WWE anyone?

[ProfessorGAC]

14. You May Be On To Something

Certainly not beneath them. Well, nothing is really beneath them.

[mitch96]

15. "Well, nothing is really beneath them".. I think whale shit is beneath them.

And that's a really deep form of "beneath"...
m

[gratuitous]

16. Kayfabe

Google it!

[mitch96]

19. Yea, Kay... Kay Fabe.. she sat behind me in homeroom... remember her well...😉 nt

[demtenjeep]

4. let them both rot

fuckers

[IcyPeas]

5. what feud is this? do tell...

[UTUSN]

8. Hah!

[Turbineguy]

9. Choices, choices

So what would I do if I came upon Hannity and Tucker both drowning in a lake and I could only save one?

I'd sit down and enjoy my sandwiches.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

10. Seeing

Seeing as I don't swim, I would immediately pick up my cell phone and check the score of the Cleveland Indians game. Go Tribe!

[11 Bravo]

11. If I encountered either of them in flames ...

I would piss on the parts that weren't burning.

[rurallib]

13. I think a better analogy might be two asshole problems

[Beaverhausen]

17. wait- what's going on between them?

I'm out of the loop.

thanks!

[11 Bravo]

18. NYT media columnist Ben Smith reported that Carlson has been an inside source ...

dishing dirt about numerous individuals whom he defends while on the record, and that Carlson has been particularly dismissive of Hannity via many of his "back door" communications.
Hannity fired back, lashing out at "gutless gossips" whom he claims have it in for him.

Good times.