THE ONION: Weapon Of Mass Destruction Found Dead At 88

[kpete]

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[Solly Mack]

1. K&R

[ChubbyStar]

4. Care to join me?

[Solly Mack]

5. Nah. He got away with his crimes. Dying in old age was too easy.

[ZZenith]

2. They've been keeping that headline in their back pocket for a few years, methinks.

Most excellent and most true.

[Tommy Carcetti]

7. My thoughts exactly.

It will probably come back when Dick Cheney goes, too.

[ZZenith]

8. Oh, you just gave me a little frisson.

The thought of that bright day has kept me going through several dark nights!

[Captain Stern]

21. Yup. THAT'S how you save your bullets. n/t

[njhoneybadger]

3. That's a known known.

[underpants]

10. ✅

[SheltieLover]

6. Great!

Good riddance to rotten garbage.

[PoliticAverse]

9. The onion at its snarkiest. n/t

[Turbineguy]

11. When the Onion writes your obituary.....

I'm looking forward to trump's.

[WarGamer]

12. ONE of those responsible for the clusterfuck in the ME.

Let's see what Shrub and his henchmen did:


Killed millions of Iraqis.

Caused ISIS to be created.

Created instability that led to Civil Wars and deaths in Egypt, Libya, Syria, Yemen and elsewhere.

Remember those videos of the orange clad people losing their heads? Thank Shrub.

Kids being thrown off of buildings in Cairo? Thank Shrub.

WORST POTUS EVER, no doubt.


"Evrubody got da right to freedumb cuz its from God. So all those people in those bad countries can overthrow their gov't and what can go wrong right??"

Idiots.

[Karadeniz]

15. I cannot believe his ranking in the just released C SPAN presidential rankings. Over 100 history

experts and, with his tsunami, of bad calls, he's not in the worst 5 or 10. Unbelievable! He crashes the economy, probably got brother Jeb to cheat to get himself elected, his campaign shenanigans were the subject of a Greg Pallast book and BBC expose TV show, plunges us into an abyss of debt for stupid wars, not to minimize lost lives!!!!!

[wnylib]

17. And ignored advance warning of plot

to fly planes into US targets.

[Karadeniz]

19. That slipped my mind!!! Ranked 16th from the bottom. And Papa Bush, who used pardons to

Prevent Reagan and himself from being held accountable for Iran Contra, rates much higher. How can a president who prevents justice not be scraping the bottom of the barrel?

Cspan needs to readjust the weight given to certain items.

[wnylib]

20. It was historians, I think, and not CSPAN.

i cannot respect the historians responsible for these evaluations.

[Karadeniz]

22. I think it was 147 historians and something else. There's another group that does presidential

rankings that I prefer... Trump's at the bottom!

[Permanut]

13. Heading off into the known known..

You go to Hell with the record you have, not the record you might want or wish to have at a later time.

[orangecrush]

14. Gives ne a tingle

Down my leg

[catbyte]

16. Ouch!

[SleeplessinSoCal]

18. Strange that he died before Cheney.

Multiple Myeloma. Yet Dick keeps on tickin'