My brother says Trump will be reinstated as President Labor Day weekend

[left-of-center2012]

He also believes (I kid you not) that space aliens brought 'Bigfoot' to Earth because their home planet was becoming over populated with them.

I guess transporting them a zillion lightyears here was the cheapest, easiest solution?

[Ahpook]

1. Last I heard he was coming back in August

I can't believe people are still hanging on to that stupid "Q" shit.

[nattyice]

4. Yeah, those goalposts keep moving

[Wounded Bear]

14. Yep!

[Blaukraut]

23. They've moved into the stadium parking lot by now n/t

[keithbvadu2]

22. I think originally, it was going to be early March.

[Duncanpup]

2. I also have a Q brother so I understand

[Tribetime]

3. I thought it was the 2nd Tuesday of next week

[MissMillie]

5. Apparently, the mantra is: Trust the plan

Of course, they don't say which plan

The one where 45 wins reelection?
The one where he's inaugurated in March?
The one where's he's reinstated?

[ornotna]

10. New mantra

Trust the backup plan

[Jedi Guy]

24. Yeah, reminds me of that old saying, "No plan survives contact with the enemy."

In this case, the enemy is reality...

[albacore]

6. My condolences. Can you get him some help? nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. Get a bet with this idiot

[Solly Mack]

9. I agree. Easy money.

[lpbk2713]

8. And Santa will bring me everything I want.

Because I've been such a good boy.


OMFG

[Goodheart]

11. With all due respect, your brother sounds like

[mcar]

12. Oh it's September now?

Kind of like End Times, right? The date keeps changing.

[Baitball Blogger]

13. What Level does he play on Final Fantasy?

[PortTack]

15. Sorry for you!! Althou he's alive he's lost to you..must be painful

[Jirel]

16. Still talking to him... why?

I’m quite serious. Treating cult members gently only gives them a platform. It’s super tough to cut family out of the picture, but sometimes that’s all that gets through.if nothing else, it removes their opportunities to try to recruit the impressionable.

[Jim__]

17. Seriously, if he believes that space aliens brought Bigfoot to earth, he may need a mental ...

... health checkup.

[struggle4progress]

18. Really! Everyone knows Bigfoot created the space aliens in his lab!

[New Haven]

19. I would like to get tickets to the "Reinstatement Ball"

I am getting my tux cleaned and my wife is shopping for a new dress---she wants to know if the Ball will be in the fall--or in the winter----need to make travel plans

[onecaliberal]

20. He needs to seek professional help.

[BlueNProud]

21. Did he tell you this when you visited him in the home for the insane?

[Takket]

25. he could potentially lead a productive life with psychiatry and medicine

talk him into getting some help

[BradAllison]

26. Columbus Day! Arbor Day! Flag Day! n/m

[Jedi Guy]

27. My buddy and I both have parents who voted for Trump.

We thought we had it pretty bad, but at least they acknowledge reality. They admit that he lost the election fair and square, and think his flailing and fuming is unseemly and undignified. Neither of us pointed out the obvious, that he's never been seemly or dignified in the first place...

But anyway, they aren't as far gone as your brother. I'm sorry, it must be hard to see someone you love in that mental state.

[lindysalsagal]

28. Ask him to bet a paycheck on it.

Go ahead.

[roamer65]

29. Apparently you inherited all the common sense.

[StarfishSaver]

30. That date is a slippery little fella, ain't it?

[Aristus]

31. I feel so bad for you.

My whole family is liberal. Get-togethers are always a delight. No crazy racist uncles or anything.

My 80 year-old mother is super-liberal, LGBTQ-friendly, die-hard Democrat, you name it.

We do have some Trumpster cousins, but they live half a continent away, and we never see them.

[smirkymonkey]

32. I feel for you.

I have some republicans in my family, but they aren't that off the rails and at least they are all vaccinated.

I would have a hard time dealing if they were total MAGAts. It would really break my heart. I'm not saying this to make fun of your situation at all. I really just would find it terribly painful if I was in your situation, but i don't know what your situation was like before this.

Some members of my family are pretty hard core right wingers, but at least they haven't totally gone off the deep end yet. Hopefully they will come to their senses one of these days.

[Cinnamonspice]

33. I'd count on Bigfoot more than Trump being president this year. lol.

[xmas74]

34. I heard it was August 22

And that VP Harris will be sent to Gitmo by Labor Day.

And no, not exaggerating. I heard it from a coworker.

[PCIntern]

35. Yes! On the Jerry Lewis Telethon for DJT

With Ed McMahon…”Heeeere’s Donny!!!!”

[KY_EnviroGuy]

36. Well, Earth does have the very best Bigfoot food.

I've spent years trying to convince Bigfoot that Republicans taste the best....

Seriously, best of luck with rehabilitating your brother. He will be devastated when tRump goes down in infamy.


KY.....