And the Heavens PARTED.....

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. This could not happen to a more deserving bunch of idiots!

[Saoirse9]

2. An outdoor rally in Florida in July?

What could possibly go wrong?

We can never see the fireworks here because they are always rained out. Every damn year. What the hell was he thinking?

[Marcus Pullarius]

13. Exactly,

that's why the venue was available and really cheap.

[ms liberty]

32. I grew up in Tampa. It is the normal weather pattern in that area in the summer

When I heard about this I said to my husband that this would happen. Storms come in off the Gulf every afternoon/evening in the summer. And as for what could go wrong, see Led Zepplin + Tampa Stadium. I wasn't there, I'm happy to say. It was a mess, according to my friends who were:


https://www.tampabay.com/things-to-do/music/a-rained-out-led-zeppelin-concert-caused-a-riot-at-tampa-stadium-40-years/2326008/

[Saoirse9]

34. Always rains 4th of July

I never heard about the Zep concert that must've been a real mess.

[Atticus]

3. And, lo, the lowering sky did bend down upon the frightened throng and then rose up

just when they were certain it would surely smite them. The clouds parted, bolts of lightning flashed and a massive hand thrust down from above to point a finger at the cowering MAGAfolk and thunder "THOU PISSETH ME OFF!"

[Dreampuff]

7. I love this comment!

We have had rain most of the day and I was hoping it was raining down in Sarasota. My prayers were answered.

[Traildogbob]

10. Damn great

This post is my favorite in a long while.

[Bristlecone]

14. Atticus: 6:3-21

“The lowering sky did bend down”


As legit a verse as it gets right there

[mountain grammy]

23. hahaha

[nolabear]

4. But he's going on anyway, right? Because his people MATTER, right?

nope 🤣

[BeerBarrelPolka]

5. Well

He wouldn't visit the vet's cemetery a few years ago in Europe, so let's see how this plays out lol

[joetheman]

6. And God said, "Let there be thunderstorms" in Sarasota. nt

[onecaliberal]

8. He melts in the rain.

[mcar]

9. I live about 2 hours north of Sarasota

It's been raining every afternoon/evening for a month. What kind of idiot would schedule an outdoor event in July in Florida. If it wasn't raining it'd be 95 degrees with 85% humidity. MAGAts would be dropping like flies.

[niyad]

16. Quit trying to cheer me up,

[mcar]

17. ...

[dchill]

28. +1 billion!

[Blue_true]

11. Ok god, please put down the doobie and do the world a favor.

The lightening may be there, it just needs directions.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

12. Come on lightening! Do your thing!

[FalloutShelter]

15. Yep!

[wnylib]

18. So much for being God's chosen one.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

21. I'd

I'd be willing to bet that if the rain stops before he comes out, some will think it's divine intervention.

[wnylib]

24. If that happens, you can be sure

that is what he will tell them.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

26. Bingo!

[lunatica]

19. I'm sure Biden is to blame.

[roamer65]

40. ...or President Obama.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

41. Well, President Biden does have control of the Magic Sharpie now!

KY.........

[Murphyb849]

20. Well leave it to Satan to make an entrance before his people 😈

[Aussie105]

22. Situational awareness is not strong here . . .

not a bright bunch, really.

Future historians will write up as MAGAts as an extinct, low intelligence branch of the human race.

[monkeyman1]

25. the second coming of agolf dumpster !

[catbyte]

27. Don't they have thunderstorms in Florida like every day in the summer?

If it was an outdoor event, they should've scheduled it for the morning. Thunderstorms don't start bubbling up until the afternoon. Another dumbass move.

[malaise]

29. Florida...July...

lightning...the Slobfather..my dream, my dream, my dream my dream my dream!

[Martin Eden]

30. Trump should have whipped out his Sharpie

And drawn a line away from his rally.

[Warpy]

31. No to mention everybody's hot and wilted

Still, I'd rather have him drone on and on and on about how horribly abused he's been. I like seeing people get disgusted and go home to their AC, TV, and freezer full of ice cream.

In any case, it doesn't look like much of a crowd.

[Crunchy Frog]

33. Maybe a mass lightning strike?

[brooklynite]

35. "Raindrops keep falling on my head..."

Link to tweet

[GopherGal]

42. Rocket Man??

a tribute to his North Korean inamorato?

Guess they misplaced their loop of Ted Nugent albums?

[SunSeeker]

36. LOL

[Evolve Dammit]

37. Chain lightning, ball lightning, it don't matter. Thor, Zeus, Hell Boy, whoever. Do it!!!

[Joinfortmill]

38. So sick of this guy.

[Duppers]

39. " God's will," suckers.