A Riddle--
Q: What's the difference between Donald tRump and the Hindenburg?
A: One is a fiery bag of gas headed for destruction. The other one was a dirigible.
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What's the difference between an astronaut and Donald Trump's combover?
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One defies the law of gravity, the other's a spaceman
One has a billion dollars, and the other one doesn't.
Don't overthink that one. 
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