The MAGA cult concocted this picture?:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[grumpyduck]

1. It's innacurate.

The waist size is wrong.

[Hugin]

3. Plus, the plus sized Manchurian useful idiot would...

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never wear a skirt.

[Light63]

23. ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Trump - the second coming of the King of Kings! How idiotic and naive can people get? Trump is everything below…

The self-proclaimed high school baseball star lied about being a good pro baseball player when only hitting .138 average in the worst high school competition. https://slate.com/culture/2020/05/donald-trump-baseball-high-school-nyma.html

The "genius" who hides his grades. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/27/us/politics/trump-school-grades.html

The "patriot" who dodged the draft five times and received five deferments. https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-avoided-the-military-draft-which-was-common-at-the-time-vietnam-war-2018-12

The "billionaire and the only president" who hides his tax returns.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2019/02/28/michael-cohen-explains-the-real-reason-trump-is-hiding-his-tax-returns/#4b51b746ad85

The "businessman" who bankrupted 5 casinos and lost over $1B in ten years. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-08/trump-had-losses-of-1-7-billion-over-a-decade-nyt-reports

The "playboy and the presidential candidate" who paid hush money for sex, https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-played-central-role-in-hush-payoffs-to-stormy-daniels-and-karen-mcdougal-1541786601 and who was accused of sexual assault by 25 women. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-sexual-assault-allegations-all-list-misconduct-karen-johnson-how-many-a9149216.html

The "Christian" who doesn't go to church or read the Bible. https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2020/02/14/trump-mocks-faith-others-his-own-religious-practices-remain-opaque/

The "philanthropist" who defrauds charities; like the Trump foundation. https://apnews.com/635b828ded6813ea66783869f32876c5

The “educator” who defrauds students registered in the sham Trump University and was settled for $25 million to pay back. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/04/10/trump-university-settlement-judge-finalized/502387002/

The "innocent man" who refuses to testify and blocked witnesses from testifying/ ignored subpoenas from lawmakers. https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2019/11/14/impeachment-hearings-donald-trump-blocks-firsthand-witnesses-editorials-debates/4195846002/

The "married family man" who is divorced twice and had affairs behind the backs of all three wives including the first lady with a porn star Stormy Daniels. https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-melania-stormy-daniels-affairs-marriages-timeline-2018-3

The "hard working and minimal golfer" who not only has golfed more than other Presidents https://trumpgolfcount.com/displayoutings and has made the American people pay his own resorts to feed and house the Secret Service. https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/secret-service-has-paid-rates-as-high-as-650-a-night-for-rooms-at-trumps-properties/

The "elected official" who has done minimal but try and get himself reelected by staging rallies all over the country and sticking America with the bills. https://fortune.com/2019/06/15/trump-maga-rallies-bills/amp/

The "leader" who accepts no responsibility. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/03/13/trump-coronavirus-testing-128971

The "doctor" who said he knows more than the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases for the last 35 years.

The racist who doesn't understand or more likely who doesn’t care if that word matters. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/news/posteverything/wp/2018/08/15/is-trump-a-racist-you-dont-need-an-n-word-tape-to-know/%3foutputType=amp

[zuul]

26. That's an impressive list!

[oasis]

30. Helluva list. Trump's followers are dense as all get out.

[blm]

36. ✔️✔️✔️

[thucythucy]

53. I'm replying to this post so I can easily pull it up

if need be.

Thank you for this! And best wishes.

[smirkymonkey]

56. That's a great list!

I am bookmarking this post just for this list.

Thank you and a belated welcome to DU!

[unweird]

81. Same here, great post

Nt

[calimary]

82. Welcome to DU, Light63!

Like others here, I’m replying and bookmarking this so I can find it later.

SUPERB post!

[Light63]

84. Thank you, everyone.

I am not new. I’ve been with DU since 2008, thoroughly enjoyed the great presidential victory of my lifetime in 2008, suffered through the wretched, painful presidential loss of 2016, but then estactically indulged myself in happiness and joy in the “yuge” presidential win in 2020. I was going to post this during Trump’s era but for some reasons, I did not. Don’t know why! I guess I just don’t post often.

[GoCubsGo]

69. His hands are way too big, too.

[Hugin]

2. A strong argument for psychopharmacology...

that is.

Nice anachronisms and historical inaccuracies there. No wonder they tremble in fear of anything approaching teaching what really happened... In context.

[Hekate]

11. "God" transcends all history, therefore what would be historical anachronisms in another context...

…don’t really exist in this context. Now, excuse me while I barf at having seen this particular cult-object.

Incidentally, my use of quote marks around God simply indicates that Trump isn’t one.

[Fla Dem]

31. Goggle Conservative artist Mcnaughton. That's his. He does a lot of these.

Conservative artist Jon McNaughton doesn't care about the haters, he just wants to paint Trump and Jesus

https://www.businessinsider.com/jon-mcnaughton-is-the-maga-movements-most-celebrated-artist-2018-8

[LudwigPastorius]

39. McNaughton is laughably bad (see his web site), but...

the original is actually supposed to be Jesus.

Somebody photoshopped Trump's head into it.

Either way, we're just parsing degrees of insane personality cultism.

[magicarpet]

4. Maybe a blue bolt of lightening come racing down from the clouds and strike this Faux Jesus ,...

.... Messiah in his tracks.

So sick of seeing/hearing about this Faux Christian charlatan and his Fascist groupies.

[Mariana]

19. God's been pretty stingy with his lightning bolts just lately.

He doesn't seem to be much inclined to put a stop to these goings-on.

[peggysue2]

5. Guess the Magats never heard of blasphemy

For any true-believing Christian this image would be outrageous.

As for myself? It makes my skin crawl.

[mia]

6. Soon he'll be referring to himself as "Lord" when he tells his little stories.

[DENVERPOPS]

13. He has already stated

that he is "The Chosen One"................

[wnylib]

16. So let him prove it. Bring out the

hammer and nails.

[NJCher]

77. I'm all for

An Easter reopening with the slobfather on an upside down cross.

[Goonch]

7. ;-{)

[calimary]

42. And right there is his one weak point.

Right there in that image:

Ivanka.

The one passion he has and the one thing he wants and lusts after - that’s forbidden. And he knows that. She’s his DAUGHTER for Pete’s sake. And he can’t have her in the same way he can have any other female on the planet, as he yearns to.

There’s nothing he’ll allow to stand - all the naysayers and political enemies and financial/real estate competitors - and he’s used to just mowing ‘em down anyway and dominating them and owning them in one form or other. Especially women.

And NONE of that applies to Ivanka. She’s the one unattainable. He hates unattainable-anything. And he’s been able to figure out how to dominate the game and wind up owning it. Except in her case. AND Jared Kushner and his grandchildren are in the way. And he is unable to consummate.

Ivanka is the ONE thing he wants most that he can’t have. Which means that’s always gonna be the one thing he still wants. After all, with him, it simply must be about conquering ALL.

[Goonch]

49. ;-{)

[smirkymonkey]

57. But he CAN'T have any other woman on the planet.

An overwhelming majority of us find him repulsive. He can have most MAGA women, but they aren't his type.

He only thinks he can get any woman he wants, but he is an old, obese, hideous, vulgar, piggish, stupid, obnoxious, incontinent, disgusting pile of blubber.

[PsakiPswirli]

60. Don't hold back

Please tell us how you really feel.

[calimary]

76. Welcome to DU, PsakiPswirli!

Yeah, no kidding.

And don't get ME started (well - uh - too late for that, I guess...)!

[NJCher]

78. So glad

You didn’t forget incontinent.

[LakeArenal]

63. Well, he better think of something quick.

She’s getting a bit long in the tooth for him. Does she have a daughter?

[Biophilic]

8. Even after taking the time to read the rest of the comments, I'm still laughing.

I haven't had a good belly laugh in a while. Thanks. That must be one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen. Still chuckling. These people are idiots and obviously have no sense of humor if they are willing to put something like this out. Oh, man. Just too ridiculous to take seriously.

[musette_sf]

9. Another POS from Jon McNaughton

I recognize his crap right away. This is one called "Peace Is Coming" and someone put TFG's head on JC. Can't post the pic right now but here's the link:

https://jonmcnaughton.com/patriotic/peace-is-coming/

On edit: geez Louise, you gotta go look at his new stuff. Scammity as Paul Revere , TFG riding a bull in full Buffalo Bill drag , TFG and Malaria in a Jingo Monster Jeep , and there's more

[wnylib]

17. Hmm. Buffalo Bills are in solid blue territory.

[Niagara]

27. I believe post #9 is referring to "Buffalo Bill" Cody.

and not the NFL team. Here's the image of the painting.

[Escurumbele]

33. What a waste of talent, the guy is a very good artist, but his head needs some tuning

Go to his website, it is unreal the paintings he has of the buffoon, artistically they are very well done, ideologically they are sad.

[Niagara]

38. I browsed his website.

You'll get no argument from me. You are spot on.

[wnylib]

51. TFG as Buffalo Bill is worse than sad.

It is pathetic.

[wnylib]

50. Oops. Here in these parts,

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when the words Buffalo and Bill are used together, it means football. Natural local mistake.

[Niagara]

65. I understand. I live in Buffalo.

[wnylib]

66. Hi neighbor.

[lunatica]

61. This painting will be in the Trump library

Which will be badly built, paid for by MAGATs. I’m sure he can still squeeze lucre out of them.

[Niagara]

67. I'm sure it will be third rate institution if he ever gets a library.

[lunatica]

68. It'll be gilded for sure!

Melania will decorate it with her dead trees and may try to put the Rose bushes she yanked out of Jackie”s rose garden in there. It’ll be the perfect place for her to decorate!

[reACTIONary]

24. I think the ....

... National Portrait Gallery should pick one up as their tribute to TFG.

It's cheep, just 29 bucks (didn't check s&h). And appropriate to his stature.

[ironflange]

59. I checked out his official Twitter

SUSPENDED

[musette_sf]

62. w00t

[KS Toronado]

10. Not that I'm looking for the world to end

but really enjoyed the bottom meme.

[yonder]

15. Me too.

[PatSeg]

12. Of course, THIS savior

is dressed in gold.

These people are absolutely insane.

[moondust]

14. WWSD?

What Would Satan Do?

Dress up like Jesus, hold up a Bible for the cameras, and reel in a whole lot of suckers and their "money money money money, money money money money."

[Traildogbob]

18. Learn to be still

A verse from this Don Henley song:
We’re like sheep without a Shepherd
Don’t know how to be alone
So we wonder round this desert
Wind up following the wrong gods home
And the Flock calls out for another
They keep answering that bell
One more starry eyed messiah
Meets a violent farewell
(I particularly like the last line.)

[kairos12]

20. That's not exalted glow. That's tan toxicity.

[Midnight Writer]

21. No dinosaurs? I wanted to see dinosaurs.

[CCExile]

22. They're in the parking lot, obviously!

[Politicub]

25. My cousin's facebook page is filled with Trump-as-Jesus pics.

It's creepy, yet hilarious at the same time.

[SergeStorms]

28. False profit alright.......

and how long until TFG demands his subjects get branded on their foreheads with 'TRUMP' or 'MAGA' in deference to his Assholiness?

With TFG's galactic sized ego you know he's not going to be satisfied with them wearing an overpriced red hat forever. No, he's going to demand real sacrifice from his acolytes, and since he already has most of their money, it's going to have to be flesh. Bedside money, that's his only other currency.

[Niagara]

29. So true with the 2nd meme.

[Nasruddin]

32. Adoration of the MAGA

[Sogo]

34. Makes me sick to my stomach to look at that picture.

OTOH, the second picture with the hat and explanation, is everything....

[kimbutgar]

35. Didn't the Ten Commandments say

2 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me

And

3- Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image

Seems both these commandments have been broken with this meme alone!

[jmowreader]

37. I seem to recall...

...that on God's Ten Commandments list, the very first one, in every version of it that exists, is "I am your only god."

Which means we can safely assume a lot of Trump worshippers are headed for the Sixth Circle of Hell.

[alterfurz]

40. "Trump is Jesus to followers of Jesus...

...who have rejected the teachings of Jesus.” — John Fugelsang

[world wide wally]

41. Biden should hang this one with the other Presidential portraits

[IcyPeas]

43. geezus christ - where da women at?

[mainer]

44. They're all men.

And soldiers.
So much to unpack here...

[Evolve Dammit]

45. I think I gotta hurl...

[aggiesal]

46. MAGA ...

Mexicans
Always
Get
Across

[kirkuchiyo]

47. Eh, he's no Jason Heuser.

That guy is awesome.

[reACTIONary]

52. And a bit more non-partisan...

... Maybe a bit partisan towards our side.

Lincoln Bear Machine Gun Emancipation does indeed equal awesome.

[Solly Mack]

48. It's all soldiers/"generals" from different times, isn't it?

One from the Crusades, a Roman Centurion, the Civil war, Vietnam, Recent U.S. troop uniform, French Foreign Legion, knights, Native Peoples Chief, a Samurai, Egyptian, Viking, Spanish soldier, etc..

Making Trump their savior? Leader? What?

That's twisted.

[Alice Kramden]

71. Because Jesus preached war ?

Apparently

[Solly Mack]

73. Looks more like worship, so maybe the message is they all worship Trump?

I don't know.

[Alice Kramden]

74. Unfortunately

Some of our fellow citizens are so brainwashed that they do worship him, and the individuals I am acquainted with all are longtime Fox watchers. We need the Fairness Doctrine to be reinstated - to mitigate these lies

[Unknown Beatle]

54. It's a bad photoshop attempt.

Someone replaced Jesus' head with the head of orange taint.


Original

[Alice Kramden]

70. Good find

Quite something

[BobTheSubgenius]

55. The Bible is quite clear on this.

Jesus customarily dressed many times better than anyone else in the room.

[smirkymonkey]

58. I think I'm going to be sick.

[mdbl]

64. I'll join you

[Alice Kramden]

72. The 1st picture is a travesty

Unfortunately reflecting some of our fellow Americans' horrendous and depraved beliefs

[Crunchy Frog]

75. Cheeto Christ.

[xxqqqzme]

79. No women in the picture

And King Con would never, ever, wear sandals.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

80. When you do a perp walk into prison, they shine a spot light as you approach the gate.

And I'm sure this piece of "artwork" is hanging in the halls of the Kremlin.

KY..........

[Buns_of_Fire]

83. Needs cherubs and angels casting rose petals.

Oh, and Plumpus should be in a golf cart.

Do that, list it on the "Trump Saves" website, and I'll bet it'll outsell the original non-photoshopped painting.

[milestogo]

85. I don't think he would wear something like that.