Neighbors See TFG Waiting by Mailbox for Reinstatement Notice

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Neighbors of Donald J. Trump said that they have seen him check the mailbox in front of his house “multiple times a day” while waiting for what he called his “reinstatement notice” to come.

Mel and Tracy Klugian, who have lived next door to Mar-a-Lago for the past twenty-seven years, said that Trump starts checking the mailbox first thing in the morning, sometimes dressed in his bathrobe and slippers.

“I told him that the mail doesn’t come until three most days, but he just said, ‘I don’t mind waiting,’ ” Mr. Klugian said.

According to Mrs. Klugian, Trump told her that his reinstatement notice could be coming “any day now,” and he doesn’t want to miss it.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/neighbors-see-trump-waiting-by-mailbox-for-reinstatement-notice

[Blue Owl]

1. Bwaaaaaahahahaha!

I can just picture the Slobfather sleazed up against the mailbox, spouting nonsense to anyone within earshot...

[malaise]

2. This is way to close to the truth

[getagrip_already]

3. luckily for him....

Dejoyless is in charge of the usps so there can't possibly be any delay....

[SledDriver]

4. He should have something in two weeks

Two weeks. Along with his health care plan.

[smb]

5. Maybe He Could Do A Series Of Commercials...

...kind of like this classic series:

[peppertree]

7. Aww.

Knowing Bassets, he's thinking: If you need help with the dishwasher, let me know.

[UTUSN]

6. Reporting ya to Rhiannon for poaching her B'witz

[Turbineguy]

8. The mail's a little slow these days.

[speak easy]

9. ROFL: "When the mail truck comes, he gets this excited look on his face"

“If you don’t have anything to do, the mail becomes kind of the high point of your day”

[iemanja]

10. Borowitz is redundant when it comes to Trump

Satire just can't keep up with his insanity.

[SeattleVet]

11. Turning into Cousin Eddie...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. I love good satire

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