Rumour has it that England will be writing to FIFA and UEFA to change the result of the

[malaise]

Last edited Tue Jul 13, 2021, 12:24 PM - Edit history (1)

Euro Cup because England was ahead at the end of the first half and the other goal plus penalties should not have been counted.

Word is that they are using the new Slobfather rules of life.
That is all.

[spanone]

1. Bwahahahahahaaa

and it was also a LOVE FEST!!!!!!

[malaise]

2. Of course

It was a love fest with happy tourists aka football hooligans invading Wembley

[spooky3]

3. heeheeheehee!

Will they bring in the Kraken?

[malaise]

6. Before or after they are disbarred?

[spooky3]

15. After! Then you won't have to NOT pay them as much! Nt

[Dream Girl]

4. I know this is sarcasm but let me say, but fuck those racist,crazy English fans.

My husband and I were routing for England, our son was routing for Italy. I would have like to see the Netherlands take it.

[DFW]

9. I got an idea of the Netherlands take on it when I was on the phone to Utrecht yesterday.

It went like this:

Wij habben niet gespeelt, dus wat maakt het ons uit?

[marble falls]

5. Rudy Giuliani practices "law" in GB?

[malaise]

8. He isn't practicing anywhere these days

[Baitball Blogger]

7. It will only count if the request is written with a Sharpie.

[DFW]

10. Are they bringing in some Arizona Republicans to verify the resuls?

[malaise]

13. Brexit neo-Nazis

[DFW]

17. That would do it

Although, EU stupidity handed the Brexiteers their narrow victory on a silver platter. If the EU bureaucrats had spent more time thinking how to improve life in the EU, and less time trying to spend EU tax money on themselves and their huge generous pensions and benefits, the Brexit ads screaming about nothing else wouldn't have found a leg to stand on.

[malaise]

18. Very true

[gab13by13]

11. I think the English coach

called the score keeper to stop counting the goals. Rumor has it the score keepers around the world will be replaced by English score keepers.

[malaise]

12. I heard Boris wants Brexit

vote counters

[sarisataka]

14. I believe the England fans have requested

The match record to audit the goals. They plan to hire several firms to do look for evidence of fraud and do a hand recount of the goals.

In a separate matter there is rumors that Gareth Southgate called Björn Kuipers to see if he could find him two or three additional penalties. It is said Southgate told the ref "there's nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you've recalculated."

[malaise]

16. LOL for the recalculated - A good source told me that

The Danes are still not amused about that penalty

[VWolf]

19. Picking a nit here ... It's UEFA, not EUFA n/t

[malaise]

21. It is UEFA

and I was sure I wrote that - clearly I did not my bad

[Traildogbob]

20. This is hilarious

Lots of great giggles from y’all. I actually enjoyed COPA America much more. Two of the greatest players head to head, won by their supporting casts often over shadowed by Messi and Neymar.
With Olympics near, I dread hearing the Chants of USA. USA. USA. Way too similar to insurrection images with those chants and red, white blue everywhere. I suggest we end USA chants until we end GQP occupation. Nothing United here. We are totally separated states. America’s Separated States. Therefore the chant should be ASS. ASS. ASS. How we are now seen by all other Olympic competing countries. No one respects our way of choosing winners and losers

[malaise]

22. I'm not enthusiastic about the Olympic

Too much Covid in Japan - there should be no Olympics this year

[FakeNoose]

24. It should have been delayed until next year

Any athletes who have already qualified could automatically be in for next year.

As it is, all these athletes are in danger going to Tokyo this year.

[Traildogbob]

25. Worried about Olympics

Without spectators? I am guessing y’all were excited about a stadium packed with unmasked rabid fans at the Home Run derby for MLB in Colorado last night. I think Georgia lucked out loosing hosting that. As you do, I am very concerned for those athletes in the Olympics. I would bet most are vaccinated and every Covid precaution will be used. Unlike any such thing in Colorado. We have NO standing in telling another country how to handle Covid crowds. The athletes trained an entire lifetime for this event. Already delayed a year. Another year and injuries would be devastating to some. Steve Prefontaine had his chance delayed by terrorist, and died in car crash before another chance. The athletes should be free to chose. Pro Choice. But, I fully understand your position. It’s a very bad situation. Sad it IS in Japan with it’s Covid response. I really feel for the athletes. Wish there were a safe solution.

[FakeNoose]

27. There won't be any spectators

All spectators have been banned from the events.
I believe the TV coverage will be good however.

[Traildogbob]

28. I know

I am good with that. Unlike USA. USA. USA., the Home run derby and college softball, baseball Championships were packed full, and no one masked. I look forward to seeing great competition with thrills of victory and sorrows of defeat by greatest athletes on earth for hours daily for a month. I loved both soccer tournaments, no commercials, Olympic trials, and as I have since Greg LeMond rode, never missed a day of Tour de France. Those are hours of escape from the shit show that is our government and Breaking News media. Much needed emotion break from it all. I welcome Olympic coverage. Just me.

[muriel_volestrangler]

29. Japan's case rate is about the same as Jamaica, and under a quarter that of the USA

The USA hasn't had a case rate as low as Japan's is now since March 2020. They still managed to hold the US Open tennis tournament at about 6 times the rate of Japan now.

[malaise]

32. Given the number of deaths in the US

I wouldn't use them as a standard.
Let's see what happens in England now with both Wimbledon and all this cricket.

By the way that was an amazing win against Pakistan a few minutes ago.

[muriel_volestrangler]

33. Spoiler!

The highlights haven't been shown on terrestrial TV yet!

[malaise]

34. LOL

Did not think that was possible. It was live here.

[BradAllison]

23. Weird

Are we pro England soccer or not? Considering Mahdi Hasan was praising the diversity of the team Sunday night on MSNBC.

Let me know it's hard to keep up with who's on the shit list today and who isn't. Lin Manual Miranda......Toyota.....Rose McGowan...

[wryter2000]

26. Darn

I thought it was going to be the Brexit vote.

[brooklynite]

30. Sorry, you need a more topical analogy...

Link to tweet

[malaise]

31. Good one