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https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-70-of-americans-have-less-than-1-000-save-1847276074STANFORD, CAA new study released Monday by researchers from the Stanford Center on Poverty and Inequality found that 70% of Americans have less than $1,000 saved to go to space. Our research suggests that the vast majority of Americans may be woefully unprepared for the dawn of the new space age, aid study co-author Daniel Porter, who cited the high costs of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of rocket fuel and funding an a privately owned aerospace manufacturer as just two of the numerous financial obstacles the average American faced in launching themselves into space. We found that it would take the majority of Americans decades to amass enough money to even consider going to space, let alone make it out of the stratosphere. If ever met with a sudden opportunity to go to space, it would certainly end up bankrupting them. Without generational wealth, the average American would have to rely on taking out a huge loan or receiving assistance from a government-funded program like NASA. At press time, Porter added that the study also found most American parents hadnt even started saving for their childrens trips to space.
EYESORE 9001
(25,938 posts)than near the summit of Mount Hood. My feet were still touching the earth. Oh, well back to saving.
jimfields33
(15,793 posts)Or own a car or computer, black and white tv. Everything is ridiculously expensive until its not. Im sure in 50 years Travelocity will have some sort of reasonable price for us to go.
Jim__
(14,076 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)I like to set achievable goals.
getagrip_already
(14,750 posts)Not all of your ashes, more like microgramms, and you would be mixed in with everyone else's micrograms, but they would send you into space.
bluedigger
(17,086 posts)Maybe Estes has something more in my budget.
Chainfire
(17,537 posts)Ashes don't weigh much and they don't require life support systems.
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,225 posts)crickets
(25,977 posts)roamer65
(36,745 posts)Then I saw The Onion.
Wounded Bear
(58,653 posts)not really saving for a space jaunt.
getagrip_already
(14,750 posts)But the law of thermodynamics is against me.
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)OMG. I was saving for food and rent, nobody told me I was supposed to be saving for space, too.
Where's my Tang?
Sympthsical
(9,073 posts)Not only the space thing, but the constant media articles about X% of Americans haven't done or don't have Y. They're relentless.
This is great.