SOUP'S ON: Crash sends truck hauling ramen noodles into Lake Conway

[LiberalArkie]

FAULKNER COUNTY, Ark. – Officials may have been wondering if a driver was using her noodle after pulling a tractor-trailer hauling ramen out of Lake Conway Tuesday afternoon.

According to a report from the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission, the semi, which was hauling 20,000 pounds of ramen noodles, ended lying on its side in the edge of the lake near the intersection of State Highway 89 and Interstate 40 around 3 p.m.

Staff with the Arkansas Department of Environmental Quality and a hazardous material crew also responded to the crash. The Mayflower Police Department led the response to the crash.


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[mercuryblues]

1. Damages...$5.00.n/t

[Starseer]

2. DUzy!

[roamer65]

3. Somebody go back and get a shitload of chicken bouillon cubes.

[Cracklin Charlie]

4. "Lake" Conway is a swamp.

It’s only about 4 feet deep. 20K pounds of ramen might soak the whole lake up.

Ps…I recently read an account of a Bigfoot sighting at Lake Conway.

[Aristus]

5. I was going to say.

The salinity will probably rival that of the Dead Sea...

[chriscan64]

6. Clean up should be easy.

It's not thousands of noodles, it's just one noodle that's 40 miles long.

[GregariousGroundhog]

7. Plot twist: Arkansas semi driver claims he was trying to solve world hunger