20% of Americans think it's definitely/probably true the govt uses the Covid vac to microchip people

[muriel_volestrangler]

https://docs.cdn.yougov.com/w2zmwpzsq0/econTabReport.pdf

That rises to 32% of Republicans. And 27% of 30-44 year olds, regardless of politics or other categories. The one bright spot is that the only category of whom 0% said it was "definitely true" was Biden voters.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wx54yn/a-shocking-number-of-americans-believe-the-dumbest-covid-vaccine-conspiracy?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

[Volaris]

1. These idiots already have a cellphone in their pocket, are vax chips

Just NASA-levels of redundancy?

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. They didn't specify what the microchip was supposed to be used for

Presumably, if you think a microchip has been implanted in people, you can think of more uses than just tracking - behaviour modification, sterilization, Critical Race Theory indoctrination, bodily essence corrupting ...

[arlyellowdog]

2. 20% of Americans anything

Name anything and 20% of Americans think or do it

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. No; the poll also asked about faking the moon landings, and that was 12%

With little party difference - 11% Dems, 12% Reps, 14% independent. The difference for the amount of Republicans who are paranoid about the microchip is significant.

[Shermann]

6. 20% of Americans think the other 80% are a bunch of jerkfaces nt

[AZ8theist]

3. THANK GOD I got the Soros microchip.....

....instead of the Gates microchip.

The Soros microchip is the larger of these two:



While the Gates microchip is implanted WITH THIS:

[Klaralven]

7. How do they get a microchip that actually does anything through a 25 gauge needle?

The inside diameter is 0.01 inches.

Pet microchips vary in size but they are typically over 0.04 inches in diameter by over 0.30 inches long. Their only function is to provide a number to an RF scanner for ID purposes.

It seems impractical to have druggists and other technicians load a tiny cylindrical chip into the needle after they fill the syringe from the vaccine vial. Certainly this would require a conspiracy on an unmanageable scale.

If the microchip is in the vial from the manufacturer, then it must be smaller in all dimensions than 0.01 inches. But then, how is it assured that you always draw a microchip out of the vial? And a microchip that small would seem to lack space for an antenna able to communicate through the skin? And if it is to do anything complicated, it would also need a battery.

[nuxvomica]

8. Don't you see? Genius scientists can develop all those things

But when it comes to predicting climate change or pandemics, somehow the scientists are stupid.

[Klaralven]

9. ...

[BlueJac]

10. The chip gives you free wi-fi...

Makes as much sense as their stupidity!

[-misanthroptimist]

11. In any large group of people...

...there will be a least intelligent 20%. We've found the least intelligent 20% of Americans thanks to this poll.

(Not that we didn't already know that.)

[muriel_volestrangler]

12. It all makes sense now ...

Link to tweet

"Of course! This explains the chip shortage. That’s where they are all gone!"

[Vinca]

13. I can't begin to imagine how people get so nuts they believe stuff like this.