Weekend TOONs - The Donald Is NOT IN

[JHB]

The Donald Is NOT IN

Texas Derangers

Yes You Are

Yes You Are, Part 2

Not Just Here, Either

Blue Hate Crimes Matter

Wheel Of Misfortune

It’s Rerun Day For THAT One

In case you missed any over the last week:
(I stand by my lack of promises that I'll remember to include this every day)

7/11: Non Sequitur - Book of Revelations for the Clueless

7/11: Pearls Before Swine - Enlightenment

7/12: Monday TOONs - Critical Erase Theory

7/13: Tuesday TOONs - TILT

7/14: Wednesday TOONs - If You Can't Beat 'Em...

7/15: Thursday TOONs - It's Me Birthday (on DU)

7/16: Friday TOONs - Kevin McCarthy's Time To Shine

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1. K&R

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2. Yay! Weekend Toons!

[Wounded Bear]

3. K & R...nt

[steventh]

4. THANKS JHB for the Weekend TOONs - The Donald Is NOT IN

Thanks to for links to prior TOONs
k&r

[underpants]

5. Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Oh what a blast from the past. Thanks.

[sarge43]

12. We have to destroy the pancreas in order to save it. n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Thanks for the great toons! ♥

[KS Toronado]

7. Some good thought provoking ones today.

FQX noise & Polio
Never mind the flood, stop voters
Sack is always insightful
toe tag
smallpox scar
You out did yourself today JHB, thanks

[Wild blueberry]

8. Thank you!

Vax card or toe tag for the win!

[twodogsbarking]

10. Clay Bennett is my favorite.

Peace.

[mountain grammy]

9. Excellent one on Fox News.

[murielm99]

11. Thank you.

[niyad]

13. Thank you for this depressingly excellent collection. I don't get the Utah tourist one.

What did I miss?

[keithbvadu2]

14. Vaccines work

Vaccines work

[dalton99a]

15. Kick

[Bo Zarts]

16. K&R - And this one nails it. Owning the libs!

Funny, the ownership title document is also a death certificate.

[Hekate]

17. Kicktoons

[Stuart G]

18. Kick..K and R

[PatSeg]

19. Thanks for the toons!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. Thank you for the cartoons

[ShazzieB]

21. "Do as I say...not as I may or may not have done did."

Thanks for another batch of great toons!

[El Mimbreno]

22. Not a sheep brings to mind...

This oldie:
The Fundamentalist and the Flood
A Christian fundamentalist was caught in a flood. As the water lapped at the floor of his front porch, a deputy came by in a jonboat. “C’mon, I’ll get you out of here.” The deputy shouted to him.
“No, thanks.” He replied. “God will take care of me.”
“Suit yourself.” The deputy replied. “But it’s gonna get worse.” And he motored off.
The next day, the water was halfway up the first floor. This fellow was looking out of a second-floor window when a state trooper came by in a big Zodiac boat. “Climb aboard. The water’s still rising.”
“No, thanks.” The fundamentalist replied. “God will take care of me.”
“Whatever.” The trooper replied as he left, shaking his head.
The following morning, the fundamentalist is sitting on top of his chimney, the only part of his house above water. A National Guard helicopter swoops over, and a guardsman with a bullhorn calls out, “We’ve gotta get you out. The water is still rising.”
The man hollers back, “I’m fine. God will take care of me.”
The guardsman replies “ I don’t have time to come down there and force you. We have other people to rescue.” And the chopper flies off.
Of course, the water does continue to rise and the poor fellow suddenly finds himself at the Pearly Gates facing St Peter.
St Peter looks at his reservation book and says, “What are you doing here? You’re not scheduled for a long time.”
The man replies ”I prayed to God and he let me down. I want to see him right now.”
Peter says, “Fine.” And leads him to the great room.
“God, why did you forsake me?” The man pleaded. “I prayed for your help and you let me drown!”
God shook his head and said, “I sent two boats and a helicopter; what more did you want?”