Marjorie courageously infiltrates pedophile ring!

[struggle4progress]

Public official Marjorie Taylor Greene, long concerned by allegations of pedophilia, and known for her brave stand against Jewish Space Lasers, as well as her demands for the extrajudicial execution of public officials, appears to have infiltrated the suspected Gaetz pedophile ring to begin an investigation. According to anonymous reports, Greene is negotiating a long-term contract with Cyber Ninjas to include scanning Gaetz for bamboo fibers and tell-tale signs of pizza, together with a trip to an undisclosed location in Montana for an unknown purpose

[MLAA]

2. I bet he's glad to see her go!

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

13. When she's gone,

he can take the bag off HIS head.

[Volaris]

6. Her husbands a cuck, who cares what he thinks lol!?

[Volaris]

8. Sorry...

[Volaris]

11. Well yes that's true lol, but in this case it's also correct:

MTG was bangin' one of the personal trainers at her gym. Now, I'm a Dirty, Dirty Liberal, so I'm not much inclined to care what anyone does with their naughty bits, and its certainly not in my wheelhouse to pass any kind of moral judgement on such actions, right?

But given the average Trumpers propensity to DENIGRATE such husbands as somehow 'less', it seems fitting to call a cuck a cuck (to paraphrase) given the actual historic context.

[StClone]

14. Point is are there any good Republicans/Cons?

Pervs, dopes, conman, assorted grifters denying reality. I ask again are there any good Cons?

[Volaris]

15. I guess my answer goes like this:

The crew over at LP have earned the right to fight with us about should the capital gains tax rate be 49 or 51 percent if they want because they know that if the rest of this gets fuckered up too badly, that discussion will be irrelevant. They're willing to admit that in public.

I dont think their 49% position means they're inherently Terrible Humans...ymmv.

And yes, they know the kind of fuckery they used to get up to in getting Rs elected, and mostly they're willing to own it. It's why I value their battlefield advice.

[Polybius]

16. Yesterday, a regular poster said "fussy"

"Picky" replaced the word "fussy" two decades ago.

[meadowlander]

3. Just doing research, Marjorie?

[MLAA]

4. Right on! You could write for The Onion!

[FakeNoose]

10. Good one my friend

How will we amuse ourselves when Gaetz goes to the slammer, and Greene goes down in flames?