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Tommy Carcetti

(43,160 posts)
Sun Jul 18, 2021, 10:22 PM Jul 2021

Gotta say, I'm even more impressed by this vaccine.

Apparently it has the magic ability to recognize who is President and then act accordingly.

So, under the Former Office Occupant, it knew to act as a valuable lifesaver, but once President Biden took office, it transformed itself into an unreliable and dangerous hazard not safe for human consumption, all because it knew the hidden secrets of fraud in the 2020 election and wished to punish him for his illegitimate presidency.

Who knew?

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Gotta say, I'm even more impressed by this vaccine. (Original Post) Tommy Carcetti Jul 2021 OP
Don't forget the "shedding" GopherGal Jul 2021 #1
You do realize if it did shed... jmowreader Jul 2021 #10
It can happen Uncle Joe Jul 2021 #2
Care to give us a hint about that vid? Orrex Jul 2021 #6
I couldn't get the video itself to post here but it's the scene Uncle Joe Jul 2021 #7
LOL. Very fitting, then! (nt) Orrex Jul 2021 #8
wtf is this? Shellback Squid Jul 2021 #9
Fascists always unite behind their idiot-ology. They're willing to drink the Kool-Aid and the abqtommy Jul 2021 #3
It seems that most of the modern day... 2naSalit Jul 2021 #4
try just damn stupid! monkeyman1 Jul 2021 #5

GopherGal

(2,008 posts)
1. Don't forget the "shedding"
Sun Jul 18, 2021, 10:27 PM
Jul 2021

Under Biden, the vaccine has taken on the ability to jump from vaccinated people to vaccine objectors, infecting them and spreading its evil side effects.

jmowreader

(50,546 posts)
10. You do realize if it did shed...
Mon Jul 19, 2021, 01:18 AM
Jul 2021

…the entire Hard Right would be in danger of getting inadvertently vaccinated. Those of us who are vaxed would go to places where right wingers congregate, shedding healthful immunity like a Labrador dog in April.

Uncle Joe

(58,331 posts)
7. I couldn't get the video itself to post here but it's the scene
Sun Jul 18, 2021, 11:56 PM
Jul 2021

from the movie Transformers wherein the protagonist says "I bought a car, it turned out to be an alien robot."

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)
3. Fascists always unite behind their idiot-ology. They're willing to drink the Kool-Aid and the
Sun Jul 18, 2021, 10:34 PM
Jul 2021

Polonium Punch too. Just to Own The Libs and put us in our survival space while they're killing
themselves. Nobody ever claimed that Fascists are smart.

2naSalit

(86,502 posts)
4. It seems that most of the modern day...
Sun Jul 18, 2021, 10:44 PM
Jul 2021

Cults end up killing themselves so I guess this one is set to die from the virus so they can blame it on the libs or something. Or maybe it's the rapture or..?

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