Okay...hear me out...

[Nevilledog]

Trump got the vaccine.

MAGAt anti-vaxxers say:

*vaccine will kill you within 2 years
*vaccine changes your DNA so you can't get into heaven
*vaccines are all about control because it inserts a microchip


So, why are they supporting someone who is gonna die in a year and a half, can't get into heaven, and is being tracked by nefarious people?


It's almost like they're not being truthful.

[LakeArenal]

1. Still trying to find logic in Trumpism, eh?

Won’t find a nit.

[Nevilledog]

2. I'm burdened with a logical mind. It's sorely tested these days.

[LakeArenal]

7. Yes. Same with empathy for stooopid people

[lunatica]

3. They should get the vaccine and martyr themselves!

Trump did it, so why not follow him on this too?

[vercetti2021]

4. Excuse me...

But what does DNA have to do with getting into heaven? What the fuck and who comes up with this fucking stupid shit?

[Evolve Dammit]

23. stupid fucking Gooper Freedumb fighters. They make it up because they are batshit cray cray. nt

[3catwoman3]

27. I am never sure whether to feel sorry for or scornful of...

...people who are as gullible/stupid as this.

I am sure that contempt is the right thing to feel for the perpetrators of this dangerous BS.

[Grokenstein]

33. Fundies are obsessed with the idea that animals are barred from Heaven.

They have a very sick love of telling children that their beloved pets have no souls, therefore they will never see them again.

I think this is an extension of that cruel nonsense into fearmongering; in the reality-loathing chamber pot of a trumpkin's skull, if your DNA is altered you are no longer human and therefore can't pass through the Pearly Gates because of Bill Gates.

There's no basis for any of that in scripture or science, but it's not like trump trash actually care about either of those.

[vercetti2021]

36. Oh so basically my step mother

She told me numerous times my dogs don't have souls. I guess my DNA is completely changed due to a vaccine and also hormones for transitioning. They really believe heaven is just for them and them only. No blacks, no browns. Just whites only.

[Grokenstein]

38. The ultimate "safe space" for the real snowflakes.

Some people's idea of Heaven is luxury box seats from which to watch everyone else burn in Hell for all eternity (because God is Love).

[vercetti2021]

39. Yep

I forgot to add. No gays or homosexuals either. Like myself who is trans is gonna burn in hell for turning gods gift into a sick twisted perverted version of his image

[smirkymonkey]

44. LOL!

I find this stuff hilarious. It's just so fucking illogical and ridiculous, all I can do is laugh!

[ck4829]

5. Has anyone asked *WHY* these nefarious things supposedly happen? Why does it have to be vaccines?

A vaccine would be a poor delivery system for something that was supposed to kill you within two years, changes your DNA, or tracking/controlling you.

The consumption of water or food would be far superior delivery systems for those things.

[Grokenstein]

35. THIS.

The obvious question is, why make a tracking device so small that it can pass through a syringe needle and be left to float around one's bloodstream--and quickly eliminated by the body--when people fight over the latest iPhone?

And why track everybody? "They" already know my YouTube history, my shopping habits, my hobbies, my kinks. Like ninety-nine percent of the population I'm not running for office, so what does tracking my every movement gain anyone? Not a damn thing.

But these are idiots. Their need for a conspiracy (which they've "cracked" because they're the real smarties, and not idiots at ALL, stop saying that, stop it stop it stop it) overwhelms any sense of logic they might have possessed at some point.

[brooklynite]

6. Please try to keep up...

It’s perfectly obvious that Trump promoted COVID vaccines KNOWING that HIS supporters wouldn’t take them, and only the anti-Trump people would be killed off…

(Yes, I’ve heard this argument on a QANON site).

[Hugin]

8. "vaccine changes your DNA so you can't get into heaven"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ouch. there goes my spirolumbaga again* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, I guess St Peter, God, whomever, does a nasal swab at the pearly gates.

[Nevilledog]

9. Heavenly DNA test is backup if your personal barcode can't be read at the Pearly Gates.

[Hugin]

12. What in the hell do they think the microchip is for?

God wands you like a cocker spaniel to decide who to smite.

(Damn, I just changed underwear today and now this. )

[Evolve Dammit]

24. as the angels watch and laugh? I give up, the stupid is burning our country down. nt

[Hugin]

31. I've never been a particularly reverent or religious sort...

But, compared to the irreverence and lack of respect displayed by these yahoos towards all faiths and beliefs (now even science), I'm a frick'n saint.

I guess that's nihilism and hedonism at work on their part.

[Evolve Dammit]

41. I hear ya. They are the makings of an Orange Christo-fascist brigade.

[BGBD]

10. It was a clone.

duh

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. Consistency is not required in TFG world

[Wounded Bear]

13. "It's almost like they're not being truthful." Gee, ya think?

[Nevilledog]

14. Lying for God!

[Wounded Bear]

15. Like screwing for virginity...

to paraphrase an old 60's saying.

[NNadir]

16. "Almost like..." I nominate this for understatement of the month.

[Nevilledog]

17. I didn't really need to put a sarcasm emoji under that, did I?

[NNadir]

18. No. It's better without the emoji in my view. N/t

[rickyhall]

19. Are we permanently stuck in Stupidland?

[Nevilledog]

20. Let's check...

v

[Evolve Dammit]

25. It would appear so. Can't fix it.

[Mr.Bill]

21. They will simply say Trump didn't really get the vaccine.

He only staged it so others would get it. Except for the really smart people who support him, of course.

[monkeyman1]

28. well!

how come he got a not available cocktail at WRH in Washington that saved his fat ass ? TFG whole damn family got vaccination's . people have such a short damn memories! but comes under the heading of what's know as " spread the manure around evenly so don't miss a spot or just plane bull shit !! the media just plane suck's a big one !

[leftieNanner]

30. Except he didn't even stage it!

He and Melanoma did it in secret before they left the WH. Didn't tell anybody about it.

What a difference that might have made to get more folks vaccinated.

[fwvinson]

22. I'm going to have to research this DNA and going to heaven...thing...

never heard of that before.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

26. I heard about the microchip...

Also heard it gave you free Wifi for life. I still don't have my free Wifi. Guess I had to ask for the Wifi vaccine. I was looking forward to the free Wifi ☹.

[Grolph_]

42. Did you lose the password?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

43. Password? Want Password?

All they did was stick me , set there for a little bit then sent me home. They didn't tell me about any Password.
I got the J&J shot. Guess it was the one without the chip.

[Grolph_]

46. No, each one had a hidden SSID customized for the recipient

I can get it for you:

Just need a few things:

Name
SSN
Mother's Maiden Name
Father's Middle Name
City You were born in
Birthdate

Password is Pas5w0rd

[Lady Freedom Returns]

47. You do know that any trolling trumpers will now send you...

To unlock the "free Wifi". Those that broke down and got the vaccine..

[monkeyman1]

29. should chip the loonie's to keep track of them !

[Justice matters.]

32. You forgot the stoopid 'electro-magnetic' power...

[Joinfortmill]

34. Exactly.

[Mr. Evil]

37. These cretins have taken 'dumbing down' to a whole new level.

Can it be called 'stupiding down' now? Because they've managed to take being stupid beyond the pale.

[marble falls]

40. Correction ...

... "It's exactly that they don't care."

[smirkymonkey]

45. Oh noes!

I won't be going to heaven!