LOOKS LIKE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THE ORANGE BLOB-LOOFA SHOW

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

If you ask Donald Trump, his upcoming arena tour with disgraced ex–Fox News personality Bill O’Reilly is already an outrageous success. “I will be focusing on greatness for our Country, something seldom discussed in political dialogue,” the former president said, promising that the tour—which is scheduled to launch in Sunrise, Florida, in December and stops in Orlando, Dallas, and Houston, among other places—will be “fun, fun, fun for everyone who attends!”

If you ask box office employees, the story is very different. Tickets to hear the pair of accused sex pests in conversation have been on sale for more than a month, but thousands of seats remain available for purchase on Ticketmaster and AXS, according to Politico. “We have concerts that are doing a lot better than this,” one Orlando Amway Center employee told the outlet. For instance, a Bad Bunny concert at the Amway Center reportedly recently sold out within 48 hours, despite the fact that it won’t take place until next March. (In a text message to Politico, the marketing director for the Amway Center protested: “The box office person you talked with did not provide an accurate assessment nor do they speak for us.”)

A stadium employee at the American Airlines Center in Dallas told Politico that a “large number” of seats are still open for the event. And an employee with access to ticket-sales information said that at Houston’s Toyota Center, “60 to 65% of seats remain unsold.” (A Toyota Center spokesperson declined to comment to Politico, and an American Airlines Center spokesperson said they could not comment on ticket sales.)

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/07/no-one-wants-to-see-the-donald-trump-bill-oreilly-arena-tour

[Me.]

1. "sex pests"?

[LakeArenal]

4. Sex plagues?

[Me.]

9. Better

[underpants]

2. So shocked I almost falafel my chair

It’s. Still. Funny.

[Demovictory9]

3. I wonder if GOP will use campaign funds to buy seats

[NCDem47]

5. So. Which GQP donor are they hitting up to buy tickets to ensure sellouts?

And who will they hire to sit in empty seats?

There will be LOTS of smoke and mirrors on this venture.

These two are in too deep to have this perceived as a flop.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. Who is surprised by this?

[RKP5637]

7. You can't walk away from those two grotesque things without suffering some type of brain damage.

Of course, any going to see them are already impaired.

[lagomorph777]

8. No-name acts are out-selling them by a lot.

"Bad Bunnies?"



Oh wait, that's what lagomorph means. And I am a bad bunny.

[UTUSN]

10. So they'll have plenty of time off to trade sexual assault tips!1

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. I still say they need a big draw to headline it. Like Chachi. nt

[tanyev]

12. He actually uttered the words "something seldom discussed in political dialogue"?

Or were they in a “From The Office of the Former President” statement that was attributed to him. No clues in the article. That just doesn’t sound like a combination of words Donny’s fevered brain would spontaneously produce.

[Blue Owl]

13. Jabbapaloofah