The Rude Pundit: "It's easy to see Bezos' rocket as a giant d*ck . . ."

[zuul]

The Rude Pundit @rudepundit

Yes, it's easy to see Bezos' rocket as a giant dick, but it also looks like a giant middle finger to humanity.

Link to tweet

[bamagal62]

1. That's the first thing I thought.

[Major Nikon]

2. ...

[bullwinkle428]

7. This never fails to make me ROFL!

[Chainfire]

3. The creation mirrors the man

Billions spent to stroke an ego. Conspicuous consumption writ large.

[roamer65]

4. Also looks like a giant sperm.

Heading off to impregnate the mother ship.

[zuul]

5. There was a tweet this morning that went something along the lines of:

Bezos: Hey Space, wuz up?

Space: Uh, I have a boyfriend.

[Dial H For Hero]

6. He spent millions on what amounts to the world's coolest carnival ride. That being said....so what?

It's his money.

[gratuitous]

10. It would be the height of churlishness to ask

Where did he get all that money?

Isaiah 3:14.

[RainCaster]

9. It only lasted 3 minutes