They're flying in a rocket that looks like a giant...

[Initech]

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Seriously, did they not think this one through?

[Ocelot II]

1. I guess it's the efficient, aerodynamic design,

which works in many different applications. But they should have painted it pink.

[House of Roberts]

4. The thrust was a pretty shade of pink

during the ascent.

[lindysalsagal]

18. Designed for maximum expansion into dark space.

[Blue_true]

23. Stop it.

[Initech]

5. I kind of like the gold plated design I saw around the Tweet sphere...

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Nothing like floating around earth's orbit in a giant gold penis!

[Johnny2X2X]

2. LOL.

[Initech]

8. Wang! Pay attention!

Sorry sir, I was looking at that rocket shaped like a giant...

[sdfernando]

13. This was the 1st thing that came to my mind!

we must think alike.

[USALiberal]

3. It sounds like maybe you got a problem. nt

[Ocelot II]

7. I don't know how anybody could miss the, er, shape.

The thing looks like they got the design for it at the porn shop next-door to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

[Initech]

10. OK I need to go buy a new monitor!

[Scrivener7]

12. Just a figment of the poster's imagination, is it?

[Budi]

6. Juvenile. Pitiful that The Independent missed the point of this mission

I'd rather they grow up, & talk about the experience from the eyes of 82-year-old pioneering female aviator Wally Funk and Oliver Daemen, an 18-year-old physics student.

[Initech]

11. Well, I was making a joke about it.

But yeah that is pretty cool!

[nilram]

14. "A dick in a dick" is the way I've been thinking of it.

[Initech]

15. George Carlin - "Why else do you think that rockets and bombs are shaped like dicks?".

[lindysalsagal]

16. "Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

[gratuitous]

20. Sometimes a rocket is just . . .

A cigar.

[lindysalsagal]

21. I see what you did there....

[gratuitous]

22. Yeah . . .

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[Nevilledog]

17. Some of my favorites

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[liberaltrucker]

19. Bezos is obviously compensating

[EndlessWire]

24. Oh, you have to be kidding...

I'm doing some work here, and I have been binge-watching crime shows to keep me going. The one I was watching was about Lorraine Bobbitt. Took a break and came here to find this! I'll never get this outta my head. "Who flew on the rocket?" "I don't know, but it looked like a flying dick..." #BlueOrgan

[hunter]

25. The world would be a better place if the Koch Bros had similar hobbies.

Unfortunately having an asshole doesn't make any billionaire an astronaut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_activities_of_the_Koch_brothers

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. For this thread

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