OMG Stephen! "Commander in Pointless."

[lonestarnot]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/10/17/colbert-asks-viewers-to-save-paul-ryan-with-the-photo-ops-he-desperately-needs/


“Ryan’s town hall ran a little late, so he missed homeless breakfast,” Colbert said. “What’s he supposed to do — charity on the needy’s schedule?”



“This is Paul,” Colbert said, as a photo of Ryan appeared next to him. “Some day he wants to be vice president of the United States. But he needs your help. For just a few minutes a day, you can provide Paul with the photo ops he desperately needs to look like he cares. Anything you give will help. A handful of orphans to stand near. A disabled vet to wave at. Even a homeless man to pet. Won’t you call now and help this young man live up to his dreams of cutting all your government funding?”

[kentuck]

1. kick

a great one !

[HappyMe]

2. He's hilarious.

[Soundman]

3. I loved that bit.

Guess I have to get my first post out of the way sometime. I thought he did a nice job of eviscerating him last night. Tonight ought to be fantastic.

[deutsey]

4. Welcome!

[beac]

6. No better man than Colbert to spend your first post on!

WELCOME to DU!

[Indpndnt]

7. Tonight will be epic with both Jon Stewart and Colbert.

Welcome to DU, Soundman.

[xxqqqzme]

11. Plus Obama on w/ Jon

tomorrow night!

[Indpndnt]

14. I forgot that!

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[lonestarnot]

15. Thursday yeah!

[HappyMe]

8. Welcome to DU!

Tonight's Daily Show and Colbert Report are going to be epic, must see tv.

[barbtries]

10. welcome to DU!

[Voice for Peace]

5. so funny

I can think of a few photo ops I'd like to see Ryan do.

[WinkyDink]

9. OMG! Brilliant!!

[bucolic_frolic]

12. You can

speechify, campaign, debate, run ads, talk, press conference

all you want

there is NOTHING like absurd humor with a biting central point

to grab people's attention

[JackN415]

13. Saving veep Ryan