Rudy begging for money

[Nevilledog]

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Tweet text:
Derek Willis
@derekwillis
First fundraising email I've seen for the Rudy Giuliani Freedom Fund, a legal defense fund:

[Hekate]

1. Tuning up the teeny tiny violins...

[Nevilledog]

3. Not small enough. I'm here 👇

[stillcool]

4. I'm afraid to ask

but what is that?

[captain queeg]

5. I believe it's a tarigan. (Spelling) about the hardest critter in existence to kill

[drray23]

10. it's a tardigrade.

indeed almost unkillable.

https://www.cnet.com/news/tardigrade-the-unkillable-water-bear-uses-fluorescent-shield-to-withstand-deadly-radiation/

[GeoWilliam750]

8. Tardigrade

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

Although the one above needs some work on positioning its bow for proper sound - above the bridge, please (miniature violin 101)

[stillcool]

16. wow... the things I learn on DU

thanks!

[Hekate]

13. Ooooh, a tardigrade violinist. That's teeny!

They are absolutely the most fascinating critters, aren’t they?

[Blue Owl]

15. He's playing his Tardivarius

[Hekate]

17. Why yes, yes he is

[ShazamIam]

2. Word is he isn't having much success: Link from Vanity Fair below.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/07/rudy-giuliani-legal-fees

[The Magistrate]

6. Or Scotch, It Doesn't Have To Be Money...

[Red Mountain]

9. Single malt?

Where does one have to go to beg?

[The Magistrate]

11. I Expect He'd Take Cutty Sark, Sir

Doesn't strike me as a man of discriminating taste....

[Red Mountain]

7. If he has a cardboard sign

at an intersection........no.....just.....no. Would not give that bastard a dime.

[Peppertoo]

12. He crawls lower and lower.

[canetoad]

14. Ya know what the blacked out name says?

Donald

[Nevilledog]

19. Ha!

[lindysalsagal]

18. Why doesn't his bazillionaire frump pay his fees??? Hmmmm????

These magats can't figure out that everything is just to take their last buck?

[keithbvadu2]

21. So! No $20,000 per day, eh?

[Brother Buzz]

20. Convicted Felon Cop Bernard Kerik Launched this Rudy Giuliani 'Freedom Fund' a month ago

Bernard B. Kerik
@BernardKerik
·
Jun 26, 2021
In an attempt to assist ⁦@RudyGiuliani⁩ to defend himself from frivolous lawsuits, a weaponized Justice Department, and the New York Bar, we have created the Rudy Giuliani Freedom Fund. This is the official Defense Fund for this American Patriot. https://rudygiulianifreedomfund.com

[keithbvadu2]

22. Let Eric, Donnie Jr, and Ivanka manage the money collected.

Let Eric, Donnie Jr, and Ivanka manage the money collected.

[Brother Buzz]

24. I understand they've raised, like, a whopping $10,000

Donnie Jr can shove $10,000 worth of Peruvian Marching Powder up his nose in an evening

[Ace Rothstein]

23. LMAO

ThE dEeP sTaTe! How do people fall for this nonsense?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Rudy is an idiot for pushing TFG's bogus claims

Rudy needs to ask TFG to pay his legal bills

[oasis]

26. Mooching Rudy G.

pathetic