Oscar Mayer had a hilarious take on Bezos' space ride

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[underpants]

1. 🚀

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

2. OK, that is funny.

[Solly Mack]

3. OK. I'm in love.

[dalton99a]

4. Kick

[HubertHeaver]

5. The Wiener-mobile crew ate too many of those wieners.

[Ruby Zee]

6. Did you see the Bezos' rocket?

I don't think it could look more phallic.

[paulkienitz]

20. Rocket nerd Scott Manley spent a few minutes in a recent video

discussing the engineering reasons why they were forced to shape it like a penis.

On the subject of space billionaires, I recently got into a discussion about this launch and ended up telling someone that "Even a drug-soaked wastrel like Richard Branson looks heroic next to a mile-wide asshole like Bezos."

[MagickMuffin]

7. Not to brag but . . . I've been inside a Weiner mobile

I wouldn't want to own one but it was kinda an interesting vehicle.

[Jerry2144]

8. Is that anything like

Greased Lightning? “A real Pu$$y Wagon?” If so, I think I would pass

[sdfernando]

9. I guess its better that you where in it rather than.... /nt

[KS Toronado]

10. So are they calling Bezos a wiener?

[Nevilledog]

11. Um......the shape of the rocket was very phallic.

Link to tweet

[KS Toronado]

12. LOL, that explains a lot, very telling.

[Bo Zarts]

17. Most space rockets have nose cones.

The Bezos space rocket has a glans.

[Nevilledog]

18. *snicker*

[Pinback]

22. The Smegmatron 3000. (nt)

[Bo Zarts]

25. Why did that make me think of (Rick) Santorum?

Oh, my eyes!

[Pinback]

26. Bwaahhh!

Sorry about the frothy space lube!!

[Kali]

13. BWAHAHAHA!!!

[Tadpole Raisin]

14. Now THAT is funny!! So many jokes to be made -

For those waiting to see if they have been selected to go into space , the hot dog is checking his mail and over his shoulder you can see it says

Congratulations, you may already be a wiener!

[Mr. Evil]

15. That just convinced me to spend the extra $1 for Oscar Mayer bacon

the next time I go grocery shopping. That was excellent!

[aggiesal]

16. Oscar Meyer paid big bucks for ...

the naming rights on the next Blue Origin launch.

[panader0]

19. "My wiener has a first name--it's Oscar

My wiener has a second name--it's Mayer"

[Jilly_in_VA]

21. LMAO

That is hilarious! The original Wienermobile was a fixture in the part of Wisconsin I grew up in, as was the Oscar Mayer plant on the east side of Madison (which was considered the "working people's" side of town, as opposed to the west side where the university professors and many of the other professionals lived...except for Maple Bluff, on the east side of Lake Mendota, a suburb which stubbornly refused to incorporate into the city, where the creme de la creme lived--including one Oscar Mayer Jr., who ran the plant). "Little Oscar", who was as much a part of the Wienermobile as the song about it, was a real person, a little person who traveled about with the vehicle and gave out samples and souvenirs including toys like the "wiener whistle", a little plastic whistle in the shape of--well, you get the idea.

The Oscar Mayer plant is gone now, along with most of the other manufacturing plants that gave life to the east side of Madison--Gisholt Machine was the first to go, in the mid-1960s, and slowly the other big employers went: Ray-O-Vac, Ohio Medical, and finally Oscar Mayer. I think that was around 2000. I don't know what people do in Madison now who don't work for the university the state, or one of the healthcare concerns.

[kairos12]

23. That's about right.

When he stepped out wearing a cowboy hat and an "astronaut's" uniform is was a rare look at mocking 2 American Icons at the same time.

The Wrong Stuff.

Bezos the Clown.

[jmowreader]

24. This brings back memories

Many years ago, the Wienermobile was visiting a supermarket in Fayetteville the day before Thanksgiving. I approached the very cute young lady who was driving it and asked…

“Are you here to introduce the new Oscar Mayer turkey frank?”

No lie: it took her five minutes to stop laughing.