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Today is my wife's birthday .. this is what my brother sent her. Best present EVER! (Original Post) Bo Zarts Jul 2021 OP
What an appropriate gift, my dear Bo! I hope your wife likes it and USES it! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2021 #1
Thanks, Peg! Bo Zarts Jul 2021 #4
Someone should create a Trump skin to put over a Diaper Genie. TheBlackAdder Jul 2021 #14
Hope it was half off Generic Other Jul 2021 #2
When you folks get tired of it being around,... Mail it to trDUMP,... magicarpet Jul 2021 #3
I thought of that! Bo Zarts Jul 2021 #5
Don't forget the floss! Fritz Walter Jul 2021 #6
Superb! Bo Zarts Jul 2021 #10
It would go great Maine Abu El Banat Jul 2021 #7
"Make your toilet great again" is a good fit KS Toronado Jul 2021 #8
I want one!!! Initech Jul 2021 #9
Great gift. Traildogbob Jul 2021 #11
Not to mention... SergeStorms Jul 2021 #12
Fantastic Traildogbob Jul 2021 #16
I have one of these and it's very enjoyable to use it when I hear aggravating news about TFG kimbutgar Jul 2021 #13
I'd send one to MAGA L:ardo but it would be hidden on Warpy Jul 2021 #15
HAHAHA!!! Kali Jul 2021 #17
That's a gift that keeps on giving Clark! cojoel Jul 2021 #18
LOL. Love it! n/t Rabrrrrrr Jul 2021 #19
I hope they are sending some of the profits to murielm99 Jul 2021 #20
I think I will stay with paper thanks. twodogsbarking Jul 2021 #21
Uhhh .. I think this is for the bowl, not the butt! Bo Zarts Jul 2021 #22
I got some crazy itchy hemroids...so i'm thinking....maybe both... diverdownjt Jul 2021 #27
One word; YoshidaYui Jul 2021 #23
That's a great gift MustLoveBeagles Jul 2021 #24
I have one! trof Jul 2021 #25
Awesome. ROFL! n/t CousinIT Jul 2021 #26

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,560 posts)
1. What an appropriate gift, my dear Bo! I hope your wife likes it and USES it!
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 09:25 AM
Jul 2021


And I hope you're feeling better today too.

Bo Zarts

(25,392 posts)
4. Thanks, Peg!
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 10:02 AM
Jul 2021

Started a Medrol Dosepak yesterday for the gout. With the other meds I'm on, the methylprednisone kicked my butt. Badly. But the gout pain is gone .. still have the redness and swelling. I hope today will be better, 'cause I'm looking at a looming deadline for an article.

We have two ideas for the Trump toilet brush:

1. Re-gift it to like-minded friends. Maybe to my brother (who gave it), then he re-gifts it back, etc., forever.

2. Throw a big party, maybe when Trump is frog-marched to prison. Invite a bunch of people. And have a huge (nay .. HUGH!) white (like a toilet) punchbowl with a tasty beverage .. something that is yellow or that can be dyed yellow like, well .. you know. Float a couple of Baby Ruth candy bars in the punch like, well .. you know. Then set up the Trump toilet brush next to the bowl! The ultimate Theme Party"

Generic Other

(28,979 posts)
2. Hope it was half off
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 09:49 AM
Jul 2021

Reduced because he's "a loser" who will "choke" if you make him work. Works best with urine.

magicarpet

(14,143 posts)
3. When you folks get tired of it being around,... Mail it to trDUMP,...
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 09:53 AM
Jul 2021

.... Don't bother to clean it before you mail it to him.




Traildogbob

(8,703 posts)
11. Great gift.
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 10:56 AM
Jul 2021

I would love to see those urinal pucks in bars restaurants and all public bathrooms in the assholes image. It would increase urine flow to those with weak flow or have anxiety peeing in public.

SergeStorms

(19,190 posts)
12. Not to mention...
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 11:23 AM
Jul 2021

increased beverage consumption, so you can get back in the can and give him another shot.

Problem is, if there were any republicans in the place they'd come out of the can, chewing and yelling "hey look! Someone dropped these giant Trump Mints in the urinal".

Have a wonderful day, Bob. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

kimbutgar

(21,103 posts)
13. I have one of these and it's very enjoyable to use it when I hear aggravating news about TFG
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 11:25 AM
Jul 2021

Enjoy!!!!!And happy birthday to your wife!

Warpy

(111,222 posts)
15. I'd send one to MAGA L:ardo but it would be hidden on
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 11:40 AM
Jul 2021

the housekeeper's cart. S/he might get a kick out of it, so I might still do it.

diverdownjt

(701 posts)
27. I got some crazy itchy hemroids...so i'm thinking....maybe both...
Sat Jul 24, 2021, 09:16 AM
Jul 2021

One for the butt and one for the bowl. definitly light the candle!

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