Fox News says Russia has jet that travels twice the speed of light 💡

[underpants]

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[Champp]

1. "That would mean the Russian jet would be flying into the past." - Albert Einstein

[DFW]

4. And that is why no one has ever seen it.

Every time one takes off, it ends up in 50,000 B.C. before captain Lostkozov can radio back, “konyets svyazy (literally, end of connection, their air force’s version of over and out).”

[underpants]

5. We're entering wormhole territory

And if you’ve ever seen a wormhole movie you know things can get convoluted, confusing, and nonsensical. Fox News.

[mercuryblues]

11. would.nt that make

Back to the Future a documentary?

[DFW]

12. On Fox, it would

For the rest of us, it remains Fantasyland.

[SheltieLover]

16. This!👆

[Scrivener7]

2. They also say Vlad is totes dreamy, so there's that...

[Croney]

3. Light, sound, same thing right?

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-unveils-new-fighter-plane-that-can-hit-speeds-two-times-faster-sound-1611499

[Rhiannon12866]

6. LOL!

[DFW]

7. World's worst paid job

Apparently, that would be fact-checker at Fox “News.”

[rampartc]

8. oh, great. now we've got to build a hyperluminar fighter to close the gap.

[Carlitos Brigante]

9. At least they're on to those damn Japanese and their Uyghur ethnic cleansing..... nt

[lapucelle]

10. That would be 1.34 BILLION miles per hour

My question is, are those jets as fast as Superman? How about The Flash?

https://www.quora.com/Can-superman-travel-faster-than-light

[TheBlackAdder]

20. To the moon and back in little over a second then.

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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SizzlingVariableGuineapig-mobile.mp4

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[lapucelle]

22. Quick thinking Steve Doocey notes that you would have to fly it with a remote control pilot.

[Liberal In Texas]

13. Scientific fact not a strong suit at F&F.

No wonder their viewers are less informed than people who don't watch new at all.

[3Hotdogs]

14. I look forward to seeing it fly.

[marble falls]

15. Now you see it, now you don't. I'm calling Bullshidski.

[PCIntern]

17. And I can burrow through an elephant.

[Glorfindel]

18. A limerick...

There was a young lady named Bright,
Who traveled much faster than light.
She left earth one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the preceding night.

[Swede]

19. So does Fox's braintrust.

These fucking guys.

[edhopper]

21. Can it fly at night

When it is dark?
Fox viewers want to know.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

23. No, un-piloted means a squirrel flies it. Steve Doocy is a moron.

No, un-piloted means a squirrel flies it. Steve Doocy is a moron.

[kentuck]

24. "what happens when they turn on their headlights?"

paraphrasing comedian Steven Wright.

[eppur_se_muova]

25. There was a young lady named Bright/who could travel far faster than light/

There was a young lady named Bright
who could travel far faster than light
she set out one day
in a relative way
and returned home the previous night!

[PortTack]

26. Fux snooz is a licensed entertainment channel...seriously. When a news source reports it fine

[elevator]

27. Woody Allen said traveling at the speed of light is frustrating....

As one's hat keeps blowing off.

[Midnight Writer]

28. And it is invisible. Good thing Trump made some invisible planes so we can counter them.

[Brother Mythos]

29. Ignorance is a job requirement at F&F.

The ability to lie with a straight face is also a job requirement.

[DFW]

30. This is not good news

It means that Russia will get to Alderaan before us.