Not exactly "Letter from a Birmingham jail"

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Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski · Jul 22
Proud Boys’ leader Joe Biggs, who organized and led the PBs on Jan 6 with Ethan Nordean, just issued a statement from his jail cell complaining about how bad it is.

Tom Remes @tremes15 30m
Not exactly "Letter from a Birmingham jail" is it?

Helen Kennedy @HelenKennedy
Can someone who knows Biggs ask him to issue more statements expanding on his complaints? I find them extremely satisfying to read.

[frogmarch]

1. wah

[dalton99a]

2. Executive Summary: "I can't believe they actually put me in jail"

[Ocelot II]

6. "...and it really, really sucks!"

[Bristlecone]

3. And TFG is getting a massage this afternoon post 18 holes....

Joe Biggs can suck it.

[LakeArenal]

4. Proud Boy, eh? Comic relief.

Treason has consequences.

Haha haha. Bring on the Hole!!!

[Raven]

5. Did he think he was going to the Ritz? n/t

[Champp]

7. Free clue: maybe next time don't engage in treason against the US of A

No matter what your knucklehead Republican boy buddies are whining and lying about.

[bottomofthehill]

9. Too fucking bad

With any luck, you will have to get used to it for a long, really long time you fucking asshole.

[mopinko]

10. roid withdrawal

i'm tellin ya. a lot of these assholes are roid users.
heck some might not even know it. some of these 'energy' products they sell to body builders have roids as the secret sauce.

this is a much more serious problem than we know.

[NBachers]

11. I found the whole letter on an Infowars-type site; I'm putting it here so you don't have to go there

Please, have tissues handy to dry your tears:

Today is my 3 month anniversary being locked up. Not allowed to work out. My body feels as if it’s aged so much. Can hardly move. Walking has become very difficult. I sleep on a piece of steel welded to a wall with a thin mattress. I now have major lower back issues and shoulder pain from the “bed”. I’ve gotten maybe 10hrs outside all together since being here. I get to go outside maybe 3 times a month. The food here is all soy based. So its weakening our bodies. Hardly any protein. Mostly processed foods and some kind of gelatin dog food looking stuff. No privacy allowed when shitting allowed. You have to be in view of everyone. Each cell has a shelf. You are not allowed to use it. Nothing can be placed on it. Lights go out at 11:45 pm and back on @ 4am for “breakfast”. Luckily the showers are only one person allowed at a time. Every cell has a Small window that has been sand blasted so you can never see outside. Breaking any rules can result In losing ability to talk to family or a trip the hole for a few weeks where you are stripped naked a left in a bright freezing room. I have anxiety bad now. Panic attacks so bad I black out. There are actual white supremacist gang members here who hate the fact the media call proud boys white supremacist. They tested me on what it means to be one of them a I failed miserably. Good. I have a mixed baby so that automatically keeps me away from that gang life! I live amongst actual racial supremacist groups and they all say Im too nice and nothing like the media makes me out to be. The black guys in here say if I’m any kind of representative for the PB’s then they like us and wanna be in our group. Its funny all these bad people shunned by society have taken the time to see me for me and the media won’t even try. I tend to stay to myself alone in my cell. Reading the bible and other Christian books. The plus side to this God was able to get ahold of me in this place. In the end I just pray people see the truth. I had nothing to do with that day. I never planned what happened. I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. ~Joe Biggs political prisoner aka inmate 202100002744

[mountain grammy]

17. Keep the faith there Joe, and keep praying.

[rsdsharp]

12. "The food here is all soy based. . . . Hardly any protein."

The protein content of soybeans is 36–56% of the dry weight.

One cup (172 grams) of boiled soybeans boasts around 29 grams of protein.

The nutritional value of soy protein is good, although the quality is not quite as high as animal protein.

www.healthline.com

He’s a fuckin’ genius, I tell ya.

[IcyPeas]

13. poor guy has some back pain. shame.

he should request only organic food like the Q shaman requested.... and got.

[malaise]

14. Hahahahahahha

Nicely played

[Wounded Bear]

15. That's putting it mildly...

[bigtree]

19. trust me

...everyone finds religion in lockup.

[11 Bravo]

18. Thanks for the heads-up, asspickle. While I never intend to engage in sedition ...

I suppose it's good to know that if I do there will be consequences.