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First Prize Winner for Funniest Bad Spam Mail of the Month
I got this in my business inbox this morning. Posting without further comment
Quick Introduction for
from: Tom Anthony
to: Stinky The Clown
Hi there,
Hope all is well
Thought I’d get in touch. I'm [YOUR FIRST NAME] with Controlpayable: We bring to market a simple, all-in-one payroll solution for small businesses for up to 30% less than other suppliers.
Would you like to check into what we offer? We process your payroll, tax compliance, HR and more. All I’d need is the best line to reach you directly and someone will soon be in touch. (as well as how many employees you have on payroll)
Eagerly awaiting your reply,
Tom Anthony
Controlpayable
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from: Tom Anthony
to: Stinky The Clown
Hi there,
Hope all is well
Thought I’d get in touch. I'm [YOUR FIRST NAME] with Controlpayable: We bring to market a simple, all-in-one payroll solution for small businesses for up to 30% less than other suppliers.
Would you like to check into what we offer? We process your payroll, tax compliance, HR and more. All I’d need is the best line to reach you directly and someone will soon be in touch. (as well as how many employees you have on payroll)
Eagerly awaiting your reply,
Tom Anthony
Controlpayable
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Don't want to get this email anymore? Just Message back “OPT-OUT”.
