"Get a brain! Morans" guy has a new message...

[PunkinPi]

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[Meadowoak]

1. Who is Brian?

[PunkinPi]

3. When you have no Brian, any Brian will do??

[cojoel]

4. I would have to guess it would be Brian Moran

I'm not sure, though...

[Bernardo de La Paz]

30. Brian Moran

Brian William Moran is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Tampa Bay Rays organization. Moran played college baseball at the University of North Carolina. He was drafted by the Seattle Mariners in the seventh round of the 2009 Major League Baseball draft. Wikipedia

[Moostache]

7. He's NOT the messiah...he's a very naughty boy. (n/t)

[yardwork]

18. ROTFL!

[GoneOffShore]

16. More importantly - Where is Brian?

He's in the kitchen.

[Mr. Evil]

24. Ask Monty.

[paleotn]

28. Well, he's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

[soldierant]

34. Kilmeade? Just a guess.

[The Blue Flower]

2. "Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this!!!"

"Blessed are the cheesemakers!"

[chriscan64]

8. Welease Mowans!

"I'm a moran, and so's my wife!"

[Wicked Blue]

5. He can spell socialist

but not brain or moron

I wonder what that means

[SergeStorms]

15. Probably used the dictionary....

for 'Socialist'. He did the rest from memory.

[cloudbase]

6. Everybody needs a Brian

[Patterson]

9. If I only had a Brian.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. LOL

[hatrack]

11. Hey everybody! I got a Brian!!

[SergeStorms]

12. I have a nephew named Brian.

Does that count, Moran?

[malaise]

13. K & R

Ignorance is bliss

[Blue Owl]

14. Don't forget the all-important exclamation point!

It should read: "Get a Brian! You Morans"

[3Hotdogs]

17. Bugs: "What a maroon."

[spooky3]

19. The craftsmanship/craftswomanship is fabulous. Nt

[tenderfoot]

20. It looks like a parody

eom

[twodogsbarking]

39. well done too

I like it.

[Harker]

21. I went to elementary school with a kid named

Brien O'Brien.

Does that count double, or am I disqualified for spelling 'Brian' wrongly?

[Meadowoak]

22. They seem to be getting dumber every year, how long

Before they are too dumb to reproduce?

[dianaredwing]

32. That is instinctual

no instructions required.

[2naSalit]

38. Hmmm...

Could backfire here.

There once was an old man from Nesser
Whose knowledge got lesser and lesser
His brain got so mall
He knew nothing at all
And now he's a college professor
(T. Magliozzi.)

[Meadowoak]

40. Lol

[lpbk2713]

23. Straight from the GOP Brian Trust.

[Marcuse]

25. Paid for by the Kilmeade Presidential Exploratory Committee.

[Hekate]

26. A thing of beauty & a joy forever

[Brother Mythos]

27. I believe we've got to make more of an effort to teach these people that just because ...

they're losers, it doesn't mean they have to be sore losers.

[keithbvadu2]

29. Zombies and Tea Party/Trumpsters

Zombies and Tea Party/Trumpsters

Must eat brains

[NQAS]

31. The Get a Brain Morans photo never gets old.

It might be interesting to see what he's up to now.

I'm guessing Covid victim.

[bringthePaine]

33. forget Bwian, and welease Wodewick!*

*homage a M Python

[Javaman]

35. Brian is not interested in morons. LOL nt

[YoshidaYui]

36. Wow... You mean

He still hasn’t figured out how to spell moron yet?

[FakeNoose]

37. I hear the Saint Louis Cardinals have recalled that shirt

They don't want to be associated with this idiot. It looks bad for everyone.