God says, "Just get your damned shot, for Christ's sake!"

[MineralMan]

[Clash City Rocker]

1. And to those saying God will just save them if they have faith

I’m reminded of an old joke.

A man was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded man shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. The guy in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"
To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat, a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

God has provided a way to save you, it’s called a vaccine. You’re not using God’s gift because, in your arrogance, you think you know how God works. The problem is your own pride.

[Blue Owl]

2. Thou shalt be vaccinated, saith THE LORD

Gettin’ all King James on yo’ ass….