fucking sheep

[Celerity]

[brewens]

1. Must have been in Montaaaaaaaaaana. :) n/t

[ewagner]

5. made me spew my coffee!!!

[TexasBushwhacker]

9. Where men are men

and sheep are nervous

[mwooldri]

19. I hear the men there have started wearing kilts...

... because the sheep gotten used to the sound of the zipper...

[SunSeeker]

21. ...

[Ferrets are Cool]

22. Montana, the best of

[2naSalit]

35. That was our theme song

At the hemp farm!

[brewens]

23. The three most frequently told lies in Montana are:

I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.

My pickup's paid for.

and

Honest sheriff, I was just helpin' that sheep over the fence!

[speak easy]

41. "What do you think yer doing? 'Shearing' that animal?"

Last edited Fri Jul 30, 2021, 04:07 AM - Edit history (1)

A: I'm not shearing her with anyone.

[brewens]

43. LOL! n/t

[czarjak]

39. Might have been Idaaaaaaaaaho though?

[speak easy]

42. I - I - I - daho

[niyad]

2. Snort. And that was the exact image I had when I read the thread title.

[demmiblue]

3. !

[keithbvadu2]

4. You know you're in trouble when your kids call you D-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-dy.

You know you're in trouble when your kids call you D-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-dy.

[COL Mustard]

27. Or When You Leave And They Say

Come B-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k.......


Sorry, couldn't help myself, although I should've.

[secondwind]

6. Gotta love it.....

[TheRickles]

7. Great reply! I wonder how he reacted.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Family Guy NSFW

.

.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Excuse me, but do you fuck sheep? NaaHaaHaaHaa!

[Larissa]

11. You've won the internet today

[BlueWavePsych]

12. The real sheeple

[IronLionZion]

13. If sheep in red states catch COVID

we'll know why

[BigBearJohn]

14. That's baaaaaaaad

[Texin]

15. Hilarious! I'm glad I'd swallowed that water before I read this.

[cate94]

16. Perfect!

[OMGWTF]

17. He's the actual sheep --and needs to be thinned from the herd.

[krispos42]

18. Must... not... make... Scottish... or... New... Zealander... jokes..

Gah! Arrrrrrgh!

[mwooldri]

20. Or Welsh ones.

But then I am English and all of the nation's in the British Isles pick on each other. Well maybe not Ireland as they pick on County Kerry for some reason.

[keithbvadu2]

24. Billy Connolly says to take them to the edge of a mountain.

Billy Connolly says to take them to the edge of a mountain.

Start about the 44 sec on the timeline.

&t=44s

[WheelWalker]

25. Pretty certain that's against the law in most progressive jurisdictions.

[elleng]

26. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[Marcuse]

28. Lots of cliffs in Montana.

[onecaliberal]

29. That is funny as hell. I wish I could have seen his face.

[MustLoveBeagles]

30. This thread....

[wryter2000]

31. I first heard this on Stephanie Miller

A caller said she had done it.

[malaise]

33. It's hilarious

[malaise]

34. It's hilarious

[Blue Owl]

32. Bwah!

[bottomofthehill]

37. Watch out, sheep rape thread may get you in trouble.

[Celerity]

38. What are you talking about?

[CarmanJohn]

40. ROTFLMAO

Shared to a Friend. I can assure you, he won't think it's as funny as I do. But he's a sport he'll give ma a haha.

[lastlib]

44. I heard MAGAts in Montana have found another use for sheep---

Wool!

[Wolf Frankula]

45. Don't Dial 976-BAAA

That kind of love's a crime.

Wolf