Narrator: It's not a thing

[bigtree]

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[brush]

1. He's as nutty as trump. There's no do over, pollow man.

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. No Mike, but what IS a thing is "Conspiracy to overthrow the United States Government"

Where were you on January 6th?

Who did talk or text with on January 5th?


18 U.S. Code § 2384 - Seditious conspiracy

[abqtommy]

3. There are institutions available to treat people like Mike, who find it impossible to deal with

reality.

[Solly Mack]

4. I've decided he enjoys the dizzy feeling he gets from pressing his pillow firmly against his face

for several minutes at a time.

Pressing and pressing until he feels disorientated.

Then he quickly records whatever stream of claptrap that comes out of his mouth.

He tells himself he has raised his consciousness.

Everyone else wonders how much he spends on meth.

[underpants]

5. Yes! Arrested Development reference.

I wonder if Mike here has a banana stand.

[Wounded Bear]

6. Sure. It's scheduled for November of 2024...